Fugger: Jessica Lowndes

9021Fug: Jessica Lowndes


I have to confess, I never thought it would be Jessica Lowndes who took our collective hands and dragged us back into 2006.

I guess that means we need to stay on the alert for sincerely crazy celebrity behavior including but not limited to: driving the wrong way down the freeway; “accidentally” flashing of bits; CAR-JACKING; head-shaving; real bad kitten heels; 36-hour Vegas marriages; a rash of romances amid the back-up dancers; a new Paris Hilton CD; a couple of sex tapes; jail time; and a celebutante reading prison-penned poetry on Larry King. I CAN’T WAIT.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Young Hollywood Awards


I’m just warning you. There will be a moment in this slideshow where you are going to feel like you fell into a wormhole and popped out in 2006.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Oscars Lightbox Purge


It’s an Oscars fashion grab-bag! Also known as The Post Where We Still Have Outfits You Want to See But We Have Run Out Of Stuff to Say.

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Fugs, Fabs, and WTFs: Halloween Part I


I can only imagine how many more celebrity Halloween parties will happen between now and this upcoming weekend — Heidi Klum’s bash hasn’t happened yet! — but let’s all hope that no one else goes out in blackface, shall we?

[Photos: Splash, WENN, INF, Fame/Flynet, Pac Coast News]

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Fugs and Fabs of the Veuve Cliquot Polo Classic


Well, being released from the shackles ofRevenge has done wonders for Ashley Madekwe. As for the rest of them….well, you’ll find out.

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day 2


Okay, and some celebs from Day 1. Bear with us; we’re East Coast this week and so some pictures come in after we’ve taken to our beds.

Anyway, we had a pretty great day:

– It started with a surprisingly good Project Runway finale, at which Alyssa Milano wore the abovepictured WTF. The article (and the slideshow, but only in the VERY LAST slide, so you can avoid if you want) contains mild spoilers in the form of the guest judge’s identity, descriptions of some of the eight collections, and guesses about who the finalists are, but no concrete information about that because we don’t know it. Consider yourselves warned anyway, just in case.

– We also hit up Nautica, which was full of shirtless and/or short-shorted (or both) male models, and most importantly, we talked to Dadshaw from The Carrie Diaries about what it’s like watching your TV daughter and knowing she grew up to get dumped by Post-It. There is probably something nerdy about the fact that we bypassed Colin Egglesfield and Josh Henderson to talk to Dadshaw, but I own that, and I love him now, so there.

– We ALSO saw darling of Fug Madness Zosia Mamet at Rebecca Minkoff (where Nicky Hilton was a total pill), where Janelle f’ing Monae performed live during the show and KILLED IT in impressive high-energy fashion.

– Finally, we’re pretty sure Bella Thorne thinks we’re totally stupid after we talked to her about Britney at Nicole Miller.

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