Fugger: Jenny McCarthy

New Year’s Eve Fugs and Fabs

The logical assumption is that I wore this exact same thing to ring in 2016.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]


American Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone in Basic (and not so basic) Black

I’m still not sure if I understand a lot of these things, like (a) how we’ve gotten to a point where Nicki Minaj isn’t popping up places wearing like swizzle sticks and tennis balls anymore, (b) how come everyone seems to be taking the AMAs so super seriously, and (c) the continued public appearances of Jenny McCarthy.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet. Splash]


Creative Arts Emmy Awards: Fugs and Fabs of the Rest

Let’s close the book on this sucker, and start mediating on whom we want to see look totally cracked out and/or fabulous (ideally both at the same time) at the Standard Issue Emmys a week from tonight. Lena Dunham said on Twitter this week that her dress “looks like cake and feels like sweatpants,” and I can’t wait to see what THAT looks like.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash, Getty]


New Year’s Fugging Eve

Come for the giant coats, stay for the ribbon diaper.

[Photos: Getty, me]


Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over

As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, “EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING.”

[Photos: Getty]


Fug the Show(s): New Year’s Eve Countdowns

I was going to say, “I don’t know why I bother to watch these things,” but that would be a lie: I DVR them SPECIFICALLY so that we can all have a laugh at whatever hopeless shenanigans are passing for Exciting. New Year’s Eve. Entertainment. It’s like the universe wants to remind us all that the calendar may change, but fug is forever.

[Photos: Splash, my phone]