Fugger: Jennifer Nettles

Fugs and Fabs: The Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction


Lady Gaga won some kind of Contemporary Icon award, which is basically just an excuse to get Lady Gaga at your event whose guest list also includes Paul Williams and Van Morrison, so that Us is as likely to cover it as Rolling Stone. Very sneaky, SHoF. I see you.

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CMA Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else


Also known as The Lightbox Purge. We’ve got too much too tackle to let this thing drag on too long! Anne Hathaway is going places! Dior is throwing parties! We’ve got to keep this train on the rails!

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the CMAs


Gotta love a Hump Day awards show.

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Billboard Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else


In which I serve you a melange of random celebrities from (close to) the A list, all the way down to… well, let’s just say a place where letters have no meaning.

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Fugnifer Nettles


Please note that I am NOT fugging the fact that Jennifer Nettles is so pregnant she was in real risk of giving birth, like, mid-lyric. Girlfriend is just doing her job.

But I’m not as happy with the person who decided it was his/her job to dress her fetus up as a Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer cabaret show.

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New York Fugshion Week: Heart Truth Red Dress Show


Well, we love hearts, and we love Diet Coke, but the Heart Truth Red Dress show — which traditionally opens the February Fashion Week — is always a mixed bag in terms of both the quality of clothes and the fame level of the celebrity models. One year we saw Liza freaking Minnelli break into “New York, New York,” and then another, weather delayed us from arriving in time to see GFY’s imaginary mentor and beloved camp deity Joan Collins, at which point we shook our fists at the heavens and wailed and wondered how Diet Coke could be associated with something so painful. Since then, the show got moved to the day we travel, so we can never go — and that’s how we came to miss KRYSTLE CARRINGTON. Does the universe just think Dynasty is unimportant? Not true, universe. NOT TRUE. BITE YOUR GALACTIC TONGUE.

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