Fugger: Jennifer Lopez

Oscar Post-Party Fugs and Fabs: Stars Who Changed Clothes


It happens every year: We line up our posts for the day after the big ceremony, only to find out half the people we’ve already featured had another outfit on tap for the after-parties. There are a lot of tired stylists in Hollywood today, to go along with all the weary bloggers.

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Oscars Fug or Fab: Jennifer Lopez in Elie Saab


“HOLA LOVERS. Another award show, another person who makes my cheeks flame with all of the rage. Yawn.”

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Jennifer Lopez


“HOLA LOVERS. Yes, it is winter, and I have been wearing many coats, but in Miami it is THIGH TIME and I have been wearing a lot of those also.”

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Fugs and Fabs: The FOX TCA Party


In which we have a sisterwife dress AND a shiny gold blazer to ogle!

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Golden Globes Post-Party Fug Carpet: Jennifer Lopez in Amanda Wakeley


“HOLA LOVERS.”

Jennifer Lopez Golden Globes

“Yes, yes, I shed my cape. But it was not in vain. It was for art, lovers. It was for this sculpture of FEELING that depicts a straitjacket embracing me like I am its one true love. The meaning? That my abs are crazy, and THE LOPEZ IS MADNESS. Also, lovers, you think I am going to work ten hours a day to make my stomach like an iron plate and then NOT let it explode out of some soft restraints? NOW WHO IS CRAZY.”

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Golden Globes Lopez Carpet: Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad


“HOLA LOVERS.”

Jennifer Lopez Golden Globes 2015

“What was I to do, lovers? I have been People‘s Most Everything Ever. I have given you my abs. I have given you my side-abs, and my front-abs, and my back-abs. I have given you Leg. I have given you Face. I did everything and you cried from envy and worship and I carried you to the top of Mount Lopez and then had to figure out where to go next so that you would know I am still above you. The answer? A cape, lovers. A superhero cape. I will fly above you, with glitter, and as you dust it out of your eyes you will see only stars. They twinkle one message: LOPEZ. Also if you know of a very sexy but famous new boyfriend please let me know because I am bored of disposable meatpiles. Maybe that Birdman Batman person is single? He loves capes.”

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