Fugger: Jennifer Lopez

Fugs and Fabs: The VMAs Afterparties


It may not surprise you to hear that the A list part of the evening — Rihanna’s — did not have a step-and-repeat so we could ogle everyone’s outfits. Damn it, RiRi. I ask you for so little!

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What the Fug: Ciara in Michael Costello (With Special Guest Star J.Lo)


I know she supposedly sang at this party, but this feels like a LOT for a ‘do in The Hamptons.

Apollo in the Hamptons 2016: Hosted by Ronald O. Perelman

And by a lot, I also clearly mean, “very little.” I mean, if THIS is what she’s wearing to a house party, what in Bey’s name does she have planned for the VMAs? WHAT’S LEFT, CIARA?

Even J.Lo pulled it together:

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Zzz: Jennifer Lopez


Maybe Jennifer’s wearable Cathedral window exhausted her.

Jennifer Lopez

I mean, this just FEELS like limping, doesn’t it? Like she is struggling to catch her sartorial breath. Note to self: Never give anyone the garter from your second wedding and tell them you’d like to repurpose it.

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What the Fug: Jennifer Lopez on the Today Show with Lin-Manuel Miranda


Apparently J.Lo not only recorded a song with Lin-Manuel Miranda and performed it with him on the Today show, but she also attended LMM’s final performance on Saturday night.

Jennifer Lopez & Lin-Manuel Miranda Perform On NBC's "Today"

And I imagine her being like, “Listen, lover, it was not terrible. The hair was good. And it was nice how you let the woman win, and killed off the cheating, tired, lying man, the bastard Batman son of a bore and a shot glass, who sometimes writes but always is so NEEDY and can’t stop SLEEPING WITH PEOPLE and maybe has more hair than he is supposed to. That was smart. But there was maybe too much counting. We know how to get to ten. Also, it would sound better as ‘Anjennifer, J.Loza, and Jenny, the Lopez sisters.’ Also, I was not clear on the location of his block. All heroes have a block. ‘Hammy From The Block’ would have been a better theme song than the one about doing shots. So whatever. It could have been special, Lover-Manuel Miranda. But it was good enough for us to work together to sing about love. I don’t write songs with just anybody, you know. Only my old Marc. And that one country Jennifer with the name that is a mean plant. And Lil’ Wayne, and Luda, and Flo Rida, and Nas, and Eggy Azalea, and Pitfall, and Sultana, and Ja-Thingy, and Ricky Martin, and French Dakota. And all the other people. Other than them, this is not something I do every day. So I am going to bring it for you. I am going to dress like if Lindsay Lohan’s old leggings line married American Apparel on a cruise ship. Because you know who is non-stop? LOPEZ. And when your next musical is the story of my life, I will let you play Marc. Unless you want to be Ben, but… you do not.”

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Shades of Fug: Jennifer Lopez


This is basically all really lovely…

Jennifer Lopez

… except for the fact that she can’t even stand still without being at least PG-13.

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So Very J.Lo: J.Lo


They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

Jennifer Lopez

Today, it is worth a thousand WORDS. And I would copy/paste that 999 more times, but the hat doesn’t need it. The hat is already doing that on its own without lifting a single hatty finger.

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Fug the Cover: Jennifer Lopez on W Magazine


“HOLA LOVERS. Do you like my clothes? I said to them, ‘W, I need a white shirt. I need a necktie. I need to say SEXY COLONEL SANDERS. Why? Because he knows how to take care of breasts and thighs, and like his original recipe, The Lopez is forever.’”

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