Fugger: Jennifer Lopez

American Music Awards Fug Carpet: Jennifer Lopez in Reem Acra


“HOLA LOVERS.” [And I need to break character for a moment to say that I TOTALLY CALLED THIS.]

Jennifer Lopez at The 2014 American Music Awards in LA

“I have a riddle for you: What is dressed like a ballet slipper because that is what people wear who are center stage which I learned from the movie Center Stage which I watched one night when I was up late writing the best chapter of True Love which is where I thank everyone for their true love and talk about how hard I worked and then anyway LOVERS toe shoes are softness and strength rolled into one just like a good mattress or a cookie or the person who is the subject of this riddle? Do you know the answer yet? It is THE LOPEZ. I am the FOOT OF POWER. I am what puts the grande in jete and what makes the pirouette pirou or something. BUY MY BOOK, IT IS ABOUT MAKING SUSHI!! Just kidding it is about love and probably also having your own perfume. Unless they cut that part.”

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Hollywood Film Awards Illusively Played: Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad


HOLA LOVERS.

Jennifer Lopez and Gerard Butler

“Well, lovers, I am tired. I have been selling my book True Love and trying to promote The Voice or whatever and I did not have time to go shopping for something that did not look like Kim Kardashian. Although lovers, it is true that I would do Kim Kardashian better than Kim Kardashian could do it. I would have married a better basketball player and dated a football player who is not made of glass and I would have married a man with TWO directions in his name and there would be a religion based on my body. Like Scientology but without any science, or ology, but maybe we could keep the aliens. Call it Lopezanity, and the core belief is that if you do not bow to The Lopez then Matthew McConaughey sends you to Mars. But lovers, I need a high priest to match me. I need true love, lovers. I thought True Love would be The Secret, where I put my book out there and it found me. I do not know when or how I will find my…

her what? WHAT?!?!?!

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Jennifer Lopez


“HOLA LOVERS. It is future New York Times Bestselling Author Jennifer Lopez. Somebody typed and typed until my  hands hurt so that I could bring you the next greatest thing to happen to you: True Love, or the Spanish translation, Amor Verdarero. And soon to be Wahre Lieve and 真実の恋 and in click language, Click Click Clicky Click. Because my love is global, lovers. The Lopez is the world. The Lopez is the children. The Lopez is the one who makes a brighter day, so let’s start giving. Your money. To me. Through bookstores. For we are LOVERS!”

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Fugs and Fabs: The LACMA Art and Film Gala, Part III


In case you missed them, part one of this event lives here, part two lives here, and this is the final segment, in which we visit with THE CRAZY and the colorful. J Lo! Amy Adams! A Casiraghi! A caftan! Kanye! AT LAST!

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Casual Fuggerday: Jennifer Lopez at American Idol Auditions


“HOLA LOVERS. Did you miss me? So did my palazzo pants, until I dug them out of the basement at my old house with Marc, from a box right behind his Wednesday coffin and the IV drip stand.”

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Fugs and Fabs: The Variety Power of Women Luncheon


There are a LOT of pleasant surprises in here, TBH.

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