Fugger: January Jones

Unfug It Up: January Jones


I like the pattern on this, which I am calling Electric Feather.

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But the way it’s draped and cut… I’m calling it Frump & Fold. Don’t let it happen to you.

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Fug Kill: January Jones in Prabal Gurung


Have you ever seen that tremendous infomercial for Dump Cakes? It’s the one where the elderly lady takes four ingredients — including the piece de resistance, a can of Sprite — and chucks them all into a pan, without mixing, and then bakes and pronounces it a magical dessert (for a health-conscious option, she suggests DIET Sprite).

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To me, this is the Dump Cakes of jumpsuits, like Prabal just threw the fabric together, declined to mix, and hoped it’d bake up a treat. I can’t decide if he overcooked or undercooked it, but the point is, I am NOT asking him for this recipe.

(I got the actual Dump Cakes cookbook for Christmas, as a joke, and let me tell you: LIES. Ninety-five percent of the recipes do involve measuring and mixing, which is the antithesis of everything for which that wonderfully bad infomercial stands. I OBJECT, DUMP CAKES. I WILL FIGHT YOUR WEB OF DECEIT.)

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Fugs and Fabs: Women at the Burberry Party


Burberry had a fashion show last night here in LA and it looks like it was AWESOME. It was at the Griffith Observatory. Naomi Campbell walked. They recreated the gates of Kensington Palace. Pimms was served. I don’t often have FOMO about this sort of thing but man, it looked really fun. So let’s just what everyone was wearing. (Also: this happened in LA and Tom Ford showed in LA in February. This is a far cry from the time Heather and I ended up standing in a dumpster to get into Lauren Conrad’s show at LA Fashion Week. Although, truth be told, that was pretty funny and it made for a good story, so I’ll take it.)

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Mad Men Premiere


Here’s everyone else who wasn’t wearing a detachable skirt. (Except Elisabeth Moss, who is currently in a play on Broadway, which is why I presume she was absent. And Jessica Pare, who just had a baby. And Alexis Bledel who wasn’t there for reasons I don’t know because she didn’t tell me. I hope she and that delicious weasel Pete Campbell aren’t in a fight.)

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Fugs and Fabs: Mad Men Final Season Special Screening in New York


The first event of the Mad Men farewell tour seems like as good a time as any to discuss all of Fug Nation’s theories about where the season will go. So have at it in the comments, once you’re done marveling that MOST of these people wore good shoes. Like, four out of six, if you include Hamm.

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Fug or Fab: January Jones in Mary Katrantzou


I don’t entirely know how to process this, because it’s Friday morning and it’s been a LONG WEEK and my brain is scraping itself along like a thirsty desert wanderer who thinks he sees water.

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My best guess: I vote yes on the dress, a vehement no to the shoes, and a hearty shrug at the hair. It’s interesting, I guess, but the unbalance makes me twitchy — like a parenthetical left unclosed. THE HORROR.

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