Fugger: Intern George

Recent Fugs and Fines of Intern George


I know he’s had an Italian villa for a while now, but isn’t George looking awfully European lately?

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the “Monuments Men” Premiere


Jessica and I are flying to New York today, so as of this writing, nothing had shown up on the Internet yet to explain why Bill Murray attended the Monuments Men premiere with a massive head wound. Somewhere, a gopher is probably rubbing its hands together with gloaty glee.

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Well Played Cover: Intern George on W


Well, this explains why he never showed up for our GFY HQ holiday card photo shoot, which we therefore had to cancel:

He couldn’t very well be seen as Santa Cloons in the same month that he graces this W cover — it would be a complete conflict of interest, right? You’re excused, George. And this is nice. I mean, basically, it’s just Intern George being Intern George, standing there wearing his standard-issue and still-excellent Intern George face while all the drama happens around him. What’s effective about it is how beautifully the simple sight of that familiar, delightful mug grounds all that drama. This is a pleasure. You’d think he’d at LEAST have sent us a complimentary copy with a doctor’s note explaining his more recent absences (much less the rest of his seven years’ worth). You’re SLIPPING, George. It’s a good thing we’re sentimental suckers.

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Well Played, Then Fug or Fab Sandra Bullock (and Intern George)


It has recently come to my attention that perhaps I want to be Sandra Bullock. Now, I mean — now that the whole Jesse James debacle is firmly behind her. Because I would really rather not live through learning that my husband is secretly getting it on with anyone, much less a Nazi sympathizer. Basically, one of my rules of thumb is to avoid Nazis at all cost. As a piece of advice, I feel that one is quite strong. But right now? Let’s take stock: career is going gangbusters; she has an adorable child; she recently rode around Venice on a boat with Clooney and she’s snuggling with him here; she apparently has an unending array of charming day-dresses, possesses generally acceptable cocktail dresses, sports mostly good shoes, and like everyone, looks hotter in sunglasses. Case closed.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty]

 

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Fugs and Fabs: The Opening Ceremony of the Venice Film Festival


With bonus awesomeness from George Clooney and Sandra Bullock. I know we covered them yesterday, but I couldn’t resist seeding in more of their shenanigans amongst all the Italian, French, and Carrie Fisherian celebs.

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Well Played, Sandra Bullock and George Clooney


She looks amazing, he looks great, and this couple needs to happen.

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