Fugger: Heidi Klum

Fugs and Fabs: The NBC Summer Upfronts


I wish they’d made everyone wear Sharknado dresses. Even Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon would totally do it.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Stand-Up to Cancer Event


SO many people came to this thing, in part, I am sure, because no one wants to say, “meh, cancer, whatever” when you get invited to a charity event devoted to curing it. An excellent cause indeed. And don’t worry, Diane Kruger and Pacey get their own post all to themselves, up next. We have to discuss them separately, because I have THEORIES. I also have a theory about the people here as well, actually and that theory is that some of their stylists have mentally checked out post-Grammys/pre-Oscars. In other words: NO ONE IS SAFE RIGHT NOW.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Heidi Klum


I hate this look. Like, haaaaaaate it:

From the bangs to the choker to the train, I hate it. I want to set it on fire. She looks like a guest at the wedding in the November Rain video and I can no longer hold this particular candle.

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People’s Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Heidi Klum


I actually wouldn’t hate this if it weren’t so low cut on her:

Except I hate the shoes with it and it also looks like the kind of novelty fabric you use to make pillowcases for kids who are really into outer space and the asymmetrical detailing on the neckline is making me slightly more mental than usual. But seriously, up until November, she’d put together a nice run of popping up at one of these events with a low-percentage chance that we’d have to blur her for modesty. Can’t we go back to that? Please? For a bit longer? Sincerely, that’s all I want. Is that really so much to ask? Don’t answer that.

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AMA Fug Carpet: Heidi Klum


Someone is up to her old tricks again.

And by “someone” I am referring to Heidi “And Seek” Klum, and not the previous owner of the dress: Deezire, The Highest-Class Escort In All Of Reno County (But Still Just About A B-Minus).

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Fugs, Fabs, and WTFs: Halloween Part 2: The Return


And Halloween continues, with — at last! — Heidi Klum’s always majestic efforts, as well as a truly impressive outing from Kelly and Michael at Live. We don’t have all their costumes in our photo subscription, but you should take a spin through the round-up; the Walter White/Jesse Pinkman one really makes me laugh. Kelly kind of pulls off Aaron Paul.

(Here’s the post from last weekend’s round of parties, in case you’re falling behind on your Halloween Shenanigans.)

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