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Fugs and Fines: Zooey Deschanel for Tommy Hilfiger Launch


I had forgotten that this was even happening, but Zooey and Tommy seem like a pretty natural fit in some ways; indeed, the collection is saccharinely named “To Tommy From Zooey.” He MAY want to return that to sender. It’s hard to say.

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SAG Awards Fug and Fabs: Women in White


When Sarah Paulson climbed on stage with a variety of other actors in 12 Years a Slave, they cut to Bradley Cooper for some rando reason and he had the most exquisite WTF look on his face. I am sure it had nothing to do with any of this — maybe he was thinking, “how is it possible that I miss my man-perm THIS much?” — but I like to think he was actually wondering what happened to the rest of her dress.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Trevor Live Event


Great cause; GREAT look on my face when I saw this photograph. This is the blouse Satan wore in 1982, when he experimented briefly with becoming a woman and read a LOT of Jackie Collins and Barbara Taylor Bradford for inspiration.

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Fugs and Fabs: The “Drinking Buddies” Premiere


Man, this crop-top thing is spreading like Ebola. I have typed the words “crop-top” more times in the last week than I’d care to count, and now I am confronted with actually having to CARE, for my JOB, whether it’s “crop top” or “crop-top” and that’s a bridge too far. Anna Wintour, please intercede.

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Fugs and Fabs: The FOX TCA Party


This happened Thursday night, but that doesn’t mean you don’t want to look at Zooey Deschanel and Diane Kruger, right? RIGHT? (PS: I’m starting to get scared that maybe the TCAs will never end. Do any of the reporters need us to bring them snacks?)

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Fugs and Fabs: British Fashion Council Event


Remember when I was JUST saying Hollywood needs to keep having lots of parties? I need to add that it WOULD be okay if they spread them out a little through the week. Just a thought.

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