Fugger: Gwen Stefani
I know there is this prevailing sentiment that Gwen Stefani can do anything, simply because she is Gwen Stefani.
But I can’t sign off on that view. Yes, I like the hit of electric blue on her feet, and yes, Gwen Stefani looks way better in this than, say, I would, or Thomas Jane would, or Sarah Jessica Parker, or anyone in Twilight, or John Madden. But I don’t think “could be worse” is very hearty praise. Two hours ago I think that was sitting on her lawn, stuffed with freshly raked leaves. Since this is an art gala, maybe she thought she’d work that to interpretive advantage, but sadly I don’t think Death by Hay Fever is a very fulfilling message.
WAIT. Gwen Stefani is in the new (and apparently kind of awesome) Newsies musical?
NOW I AM MORE IN THAN EVER.
Apparently, the recipe for being Gwen Stefani is: one part peroxide, two parts red lippy, two parts Chico’s, one part picnic, a liberal dash of genie, and a soupçon of Boy Scout Knot-Tying Merit Badge.
I guess L.A.M.B. stands for, “Look At My Blanket!”
[Photos: Pacific Coast News]