Fugger: Gwen Stefani

Who Fugged It More (Or Less): Gwen Stefani vs. Iman


When I tell you Stella McCartney designed this, even if you don’t have a photographic memory for her stuff, you are going to say, “Of course she did.”

Because every time there is something sort of cracky and square with an element of transparency, Stella McCartney ends up being the one who was behind it —  just like how every time somebody shows up like they are a caterpillar trapped in a cocoon of tulle, it’s a Marchesa.

And with Stella, it goes double if the outfit in question scrolls down and ends in pants.

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Hollafug Girl


Gwen looks so thoughtful:

And what she’s thinking is, “WHY AM I WEARING THESE PANTS?”

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Fug Doubt


“Ahh, I remember the 90s,” Gwen Stefani thought.

“Of course, they’re hard to forget when you’re married to them. Er, I mean, wearing them. Freudian slip.”

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Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani


I suspect is one of those outfits where, if Shenae Grimes was wearing it, I would LET HER HAVE IT. (Sorry, Shenae.)

But Gwen is one of those people who gets away with things other people can’t get away with. Often. In general. On occasion. Not necessarily here? From the neck up, I am SOLD. From the neck down, I am…Sale Pending?

I don't even know. You tell me what to think.

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Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani


As always, I love looking at the expressions of the background people in this picture:

Grey Pants is all, “…huh.” Blazer Dude is all, “NO.” And Grey Dress is all, “well, what the hell? It’s Gwen Stefani. Facebook needs to know this.”

This is what Gwen wore to close L.A.M.B on Thursday night — the night Matt Damon ditched us, although I felt close to him once more after I watched The Informant on the plane home, and then caught up on 30 Rock this weekend, which I think might have featured the greatest performance of his career to date — and when she came down the runway, it actually looked like a dress, and I quite liked it. Now that I know it’s pants, I feel a bit more conflicted. On the other hand, there’s something about it that’s sari-inspired (right? Or wait, no — saris don’t have pants, do they? You know what I mean, right? Someone please help me remember what I mean in the comments) and that I do enjoy. God, I’m so confused — I clearly have not fully recovered from a Fashion Week in which one day brought us both Aubrey O’Day AND Salman Rushdie.

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Met Ball Fug Carpet: Gwen Stefani


Sheesh. Every time I think we’re FINALLY DONE with the Met Ball, another picture pops up that I forgot we didn’t already cover.

Gwen’s facial expression is all, “Don’t speak. I know just what you’re saying.” And so I’ll deep-six the little story I concocted about a moth-eaten wedding gown, an old bathing suit, and cobwebs from poor under-the-bed storage; I’m pretty sure she wants me not to tell her, because it hurts.
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