Don’t speak, Gwen. I don’t need your reasons. Don’t tell me, ’cause it hurts.
Besides, your pieces of flair are doing plenty of talking for you.
It’s even worse from the front:
I feel like Gwen is the other side of the Reese Witherspoon Coin of being often photographed out and about, going about her biz. I PERSONALLY skew way more Witherspoon in my personal wardrobe, but Gwen is awfully cool. Well, usually.
Ugh, even those crazy pants look good on her. I don’t know when this happened — I am a native Southern Californian only a few years younger than she is, so of course Gwen has long been a part of my life, a constant red-lipped presence, but I was never a No Doubt mega-fan or anything — but I kind of buy her in…basically anything. HAS GWEN STEFANI BECOME MY BEYONCE?
[Photos: Getty, INF]
I assume next year someone will invent an awards show crowning the best of awards shows.
I can’t wait for this phase to end.
You are GWEN STEFANI, not a walking emoji factory.
I’m so late with this. Maybe it’s because when it was happening, I hadn’t hung my own Christmas decorations yet, so ball-jingling felt premature.
[Photos: Getty, Splash]
Is Gwen Stefani any good on The Voice? It’s one of those shows I tape every week and then don’t watch, and counterintuitively, deleting it from the DVR every week is easier than going in and removing the season pass.