Fugger: Geri Halliwell

The Brit Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

You guys! We’ve got two out of five Spice Girls AND a wax figure of Superman.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Melbourne Cup

Oh, Melbourne, you have BROUGHT THE HATS.

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Fug Become 1

A) I love Ginger Spice:

B) I also love Cher Horowitz. Ergo, I appreciate that Geri Halliwell is apparently popping up places in costume AS Cher Horowitz. Now all we need is Sporty Spice to explain why she can’t do anything that involves balls flying at her face, and we’re really in business.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Viva Forever Premiere

Let’s all agree that the idea of a Mamma Mia style musical using Spice Girls songs is majestic. Especially one written by Jennifer Saunders, a.k.a. Edina from Absolutely Fabulous. I sincerely hope there is a lengthy plot devoted to the origins of whatever the hell zig-a-zig-ah means.

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Fug or Fab: The Spice Girls at the Closing Ceremony

Infamously, DirecTV lost our NBC affiliate’s signal in the middle of the closing ceremony, just in time to deny us the Spice Girls. So I am writing this without having seen the actual performance, but let’s just assume I would have gushed about how they still totally rule, and can command a stage remarkably well considering no one could ever accuse them of being the five most talented musicians in all of England… or even in all of that venue on that evening. I miss the Spice Girls. I had floor seats at their reunion tour stop in L.A., and it was basically the best thing that’s ever happened. Can they do all the Games? Isn’t the meshing of five different spices deeply symbolic of the way the Olympics unites different cultures under the banner of spirited competition? I THINK SO, ahem, Rio.

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