Fugger: Gabby Douglas

Fugs and Maybe One Fab Somewhere: Various Super Bowl Events


I feel like everyone is so relieved that New York/New Jersey wasn’t godawful frigid (supposedly?) that the abs came out like it was Miami up in there.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of that Bieber Movie Premiere


Don’t get sucked into this orbit, Kiernan. Don’t do it. Stay strong.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines: The White House Correspondents’ Dinner, The Neutrals


I have to admit that I have no idea why any of these people are invited to an event that’s designed for White House Correspondents — although I TOTALLY know why they all accepted their invites. But I kind of wish someone would let Amy Poehler report from the Front Lawn now and then. I saw SNL. I know she can do it.

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Oscars Fug and Fabs: Basic Black


Wow, a LOT of people wore black to these parties.  Some of their efforts were more successful than others.

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SAG Awards Well Played: Gabby Douglas


I have never said this before, ever, and maybe never will again: This fantastic dress SO makes me want to be a teenager again.

 

Except when I was a teenager, I never would have dressed this well, ever — but then, if I got to go back with all the knowledge I have now, I could fab myself up and then leave everyone with the most stirring memories of my awesomeness. It’s really unfortunate that time-travel and astral rewinds have not been invented as pleasure sports. What the hell else are scientists doing that’s so freaking important anyway? Sheesh.

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