Fugger: Felicity Jones

SAGs Feh Carpet: Felicity Jones in Balenciaga

felicity jones sag awards 2015

“Oh, thanks, yes, um… I wasn’t prepared to give a toast, the bride told me I wouldn’t… but… what can I say about Penelope and Maxwell… lovely couple… It was pretty clearly love, wasn’t it, when they first gave in to temptation at my and Max’s engagement party, but, er, obviously, um, we’re all great friends and… still, they did make me speak here, didn’t they, and put me in a dress with a big X on it, as if I’m marked, so perhaps I’m well shot of that shitnosed bastard, and I should stop pretending to be chums with his drippy cow wife, shouldn’t I? So pass the bubbly and raise a glass to Mr. and Mrs. Rat-Arse. GOOD LUCK. You have dreadfully dull taste in dresses.”

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Golden Globes Well Played: Felicity Jones in Dior (plus and some other fines)

If Dior can do this right by her, then… maybe Jennifer Lawrence’s results ARE all her fault.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]


Palm Springs Film Festival Fug or Fab: Felicity Jones in Monique Lhuillier

First of all, I so like her with this red lip:

26th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala

And the truth is that while I SHOULDN’T like this kind of X-Marks-The-Boobs dress, I secretly kind of do. The lace plus her lipstick plus her hair gives the whole thing a sort of Downton Abbey Rebooted vibe that I dig. (And I don’t mind the black/navy combo, which always feels slightly French to me. So…rebooted French Downton Abbey, which, for the record, is a show I would TOTALLY WATCH.)

Let’s give this thing a close-up gander:

Read More


Fug or Fab: Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne

Let’s face it: The real stars of this slideshow are the Hawkings, who of course came to the premiere of The Theory of Everything tonight. (I am dying to see it. Even just the b-roll of Oxford made me cry.)

[Photos: AKM/GSI]


Hollywood Film Awards Fug Carpet: Felicity Jones in Alexander McQueen

Felicity Jones loves a black dress.

Felicity Jones

She seems suspicious of THIS black dress, and I think it’s because Felicity Jones is not a Booty Shorts person. Which is fine. MOST people should not be Booty Shorts people. As pretty as that top is, the rest of the gown fails her; like her fellow sweet-faced Brit Carey Mulligan, I’d love to see Felicity shake it up and enliven things on the style front, but hot pants is not what I had in mind. And I’ll wager neither did she.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the AMPAS Governors’ Awards

Prepare yourself. This is not some slideshow full of randoms, that you read on the train and are all, “ugh, I forgot the mobile version of GFY doesn’t show me the titles of these slides. Who is THIS random shitshow?!” No. You will recognize ALMOST ALL of these people because the Academy doesn’t invite you to pre-awards season parties unless they think you might be invited to an actual awards season party. Which means: AT LEAST B+ List. Let’s dig in.

[Photos: INF]