Fugger: Felicity Jones

Fug or Fab: Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne

Let’s face it: The real stars of this slideshow are the Hawkings, who of course came to the premiere of The Theory of Everything tonight. (I am dying to see it. Even just the b-roll of Oxford made me cry.)

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Hollywood Film Awards Fug Carpet: Felicity Jones in Alexander McQueen

Felicity Jones loves a black dress.

Felicity Jones

She seems suspicious of THIS black dress, and I think it’s because Felicity Jones is not a Booty Shorts person. Which is fine. MOST people should not be Booty Shorts people. As pretty as that top is, the rest of the gown fails her; like her fellow sweet-faced Brit Carey Mulligan, I’d love to see Felicity shake it up and enliven things on the style front, but hot pants is not what I had in mind. And I’ll wager neither did she.

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the AMPAS Governors’ Awards

Prepare yourself. This is not some slideshow full of randoms, that you read on the train and are all, “ugh, I forgot the mobile version of GFY doesn’t show me the titles of these slides. Who is THIS random shitshow?!” No. You will recognize ALMOST ALL of these people because the Academy doesn’t invite you to pre-awards season parties unless they think you might be invited to an actual awards season party. Which means: AT LEAST B+ List. Let’s dig in.

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The Fugly of Everything: Felicity Jones in Christian Dior

Her face looks beautiful.

Felicity Jones in Dior

But the drop-waisted shroud is giving me some serious Poison flashbacks. She’s one puffed sleeve away from slow-dancing to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” because any slow sung sung by a dude with long hair will be romantic no matter what the lyrics are, and then finishing the night on a group date to 31 Flavors, where she’ll see Ferris Bueller pass out and immediately activate the phone tree.

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The Fugry of Everything: Felicity Jones in Elie Saab

Oh, sweet God.

Felicity Jones attends 'The Theory Of Everything' New York Premiere at Museum of Modern Art in New York City

If you want to wear a cocktail dress with over-the-knee boots and arm warmers, just do it already. We’re all way past these lacy peekaboo mind games.

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Mostly Well Played, Felicity Jones at the Toronto Film Festival

Almost all of these work for me. But it’s possible that’s just because Eddie Redmayne shocked me into general acceptance.

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