Fugger: Felicity Jones

The Fugly of Everything: Felicity Jones in Christian Dior


Her face looks beautiful.

Felicity Jones in Dior

But the drop-waisted shroud is giving me some serious Poison flashbacks. She’s one puffed sleeve away from slow-dancing to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” because any slow sung sung by a dude with long hair will be romantic no matter what the lyrics are, and then finishing the night on a group date to 31 Flavors, where she’ll see Ferris Bueller pass out and immediately activate the phone tree.

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The Fugry of Everything: Felicity Jones in Elie Saab


Oh, sweet God.

Felicity Jones attends 'The Theory Of Everything' New York Premiere at Museum of Modern Art in New York City

If you want to wear a cocktail dress with over-the-knee boots and arm warmers, just do it already. We’re all way past these lacy peekaboo mind games.

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Mostly Well Played, Felicity Jones at the Toronto Film Festival


Almost all of these work for me. But it’s possible that’s just because Eddie Redmayne shocked me into general acceptance.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Black and White


SO MANY PEOPLE came to this thing. I really think the Met Gala brings a way better celeb-per-square-foot ratio than any awards show, period, anymore.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at London Fashion Week


Let’s put a bow on this sucker and move on to Milan.

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Well Played, Felicity Jones


This is flat-out gorgeous.

And very Michelle Dockery to me, somehow. They should play sisters. Or, Felicity can play Michelle in a biopic about her rise from the streets of Stepney to the halls of Downton. It will be called Hickory Dickory Dockery. And it will air on HBO because the first act will have two-hundred f-bombs in it, just for shock value.

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