Fugger: Emma Watson

Elle Style Awards Fug Carpet: Emma Watson


Looking at this just makes me want to see what’s under it.

Not in a “show us your knickers” way, but in an “I can tell there’s a skirt under there somewhere and I’d like to see it if you could just get the massive loin bow out of the way.” She’s carrying it off as well as anyone can, but I just think having someone waddle around in heavy fabric pelvic swaddling goes beyond architecture and into absurdity. Especially when you catch them in motion:

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Emma Watson


This felt so promising when I only saw it from the waist up and before I realized it was actually, like, a backless apron over pants. Oh, Emma Watson. At least you look divine from the neck up.

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Well Played, Emma Watson


Everyone at this premiere just threw that old “Don’t Wear White After Labor Day” thing right out the window. Which is fine with me, because my personal uptightness — though wide-ranging and obviously nearly debilitating — doesn’t actually spill over into that particular arena. Winter white is so great, y’all! I once tried on and did not buy an amazing winter white coat at Banana Republic like eight years ago and I still regret it. (I rejected it with the feeling that it would get too dirty, which….come on. I live in Los Angeles and I have TWO vintage fur capes. When has practicality ever been a real concern in my outerwear? Anyway. Memories.)

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Emma Fugson


Oh, Emma. The good news will ALWAYS at least be your face, and that is a wonderful genetic advantage to have.

The bad news is, in no particular order: The peeptoe-wedge-bootie-thingies, the baggy pants, and the crop-top (I blame Lily Collins, I’ve decided) that looks like a combination between an angel food Bundt cake and high-fashion football pads. Please, please wear this as a wide receiver on a full-contact Fashion Week charity team called the Angel Food Bundt Cakes, made up of starlets who will be taking on editors of a team called the Wintour Squash, coached by Anna and quarterbacked by A.L.T. I would watch the hell out of that. Please wear a helmet.

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Well Played Cover: Emma Watson


I know some of you may disagree with this, but I think this cover is great.  No makeup, great eyebrows, and, essentially, NOTHING interfering with her face. On a cover where they’re plugging a skin-care article, this seems smart, and it’s refreshing to see a teen magazine actually go the Fresh Faced route occasionally. Bonus points for kind of funky hair that doesn’t fight with her face, and actually kind of manages to look sort of simple and easy. I may, however, by biased by how much I love her. Hermione, you grew up so well.

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Fugs and Fabs of The Bling Ring premiere


Yeah, she’s not in the movie, but whenever the Sev is at an event my antenna perk up a little. She’s usually a Very Special Fugpisode, and even when she’s not, it’s worth a quick ogle.

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