Fugger: Ellie Goulding

Fug Me Like You Do: Ellie Goulding


I was thinking the other day that Ellie has by and large graduated from her sheer phase. So… is it possible I made this happen? Am I The Fug Whisperer?

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs Wearing Things to the Airport


So! Recently, LAX announced they’re going to build a new, super-private VIP entrance for celebs, to which I say: BORING. How am I supposed to judge people’s cute luggage now?!? WILL NO ONE THINK OF MY PAGEVIEWS? (Also: yes, by all means, totally get on building a secret tunnel from LAX to Calabasas for the Kardashians but don’t even worry about the fact that the JetBlue terminal only has a Burger King and like three toilets for women, total.) Let’s enjoy this while it lasts!

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American Music Awards Fug Carpet: Ellie Goulding in Alexandre Vauthier Haute Couture


Her head came straight from the gym:

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The rest of her came straight from I DON’T EVEN KNOW.  YES, you can see her undercrackers. YES, the hem of this is utterly janky, like it got caught in her shredder during an ill-conceived, last-minute office purge right before she left the house. YES, the entire thing is basically an ode to snagging your sweater or getting a run in your stocking.  YES, those are metal tubes holding her dress together, formerly seen decorating the fringe on a crop-top bought at a mall kiosk in 1983 just prior to a Whitesnake concert. NO, I don’t know why any of this is happening.

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Fugs and Fabs: Performers at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


Ellie Goulding got pulled into this at the eleventh hour when Rihanna backed out, and that’s a bit of a bummer because I’d love to have seen what Rihanna brought to this party.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Victoria’s Secret Runway Show


Ellie sang at the Glamour awards the night before, so it was quite a Lady Power couple of days for her.

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Glamour Woman of the Year Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else


A LOT of good looks at this event, with a big old dash of crazy to keep things interesting.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards 2015


We just had the Elle Women in Hollywood event. Glamour’s WOTY is next week. Cosmo is having something in December. EVERYONE is jumping in on Women of the Year. What if this turns into the next Serena-style Grand Slam? Like, should celebrities now shoot for sweeping each magazine’s It List in a given calendar year? I look forward to that.

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