Fugger: Ellie Goulding

Fugs and Fabs: Attendees of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


Is it a law that you can’t show up to this thing dressed very normally? Taylor Swift probably almost got herself arrested for being so comparatively sane.

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British Fashion Awards Meh Carpet: Ellie Goulding in Roland Mouret


I”m having a hard time wrapping my mind around this one.

Ellie Goulding British Fashion Awards

I like grey. Maybe I wish it were a more dominating grey? And I don’t dislike the basic idea, but it looks so half-hearted on her. Something is misfiring, and I can’t tell if it’s at the design phase or the tailoring, or whether the dress just plopped itself on her and then slid around a little, posture be damned, as if it just woke up an hour or two ago after a long night and it REALLY isn’t in the mood to be there but UGH there is no getting out of it so let’s just do this and then get home to a cool cloth and some Nurofen and a microwave curry.

Anyway, I’d rather discuss why all of a sudden she looks like Celine Dion to me. I NEVER thought that before; has it always been true, or is it the angle? And now, fantastic, I’ll be singing that song at the end of the Robert Redford/Michelle Pfeiffer movie and getting a little misty because I’M NOT MADE OF STONE. You’re welcome for the earworm. Let’s be earnest together.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Paris Fashion Week, Part 2


At this point, all the reporters who cover every single fashion week — New York through Paris — must be longing for their pajama pants and DVR, because this seems like the longest Fashion Month in memory. The good news is that all the celebs, at least, look like they’re feeling…well, varying levels of well-dressed, but refreshed at least. Spoiler: there are more leather pants in here than you are possibly anticipating.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at London Fashion Week, Part One


Including a load of people heading off to Stella McCartney under cover of night.

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What The Fug (Mostly): The Capital FM Summertime Jam Thing


Tights are not pants. You know what else tights are not? SLEEVES. THIS WHOLE OUTFIT IS SOLD IN THE INTIMATES SECTION.

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MTV Movie Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else


Let’s just close this thing down.

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