Fugger: Ellie Goulding

Fug or Fab the Covers: Marie Claire’s Fresh Faces Issue, May 2016


Well, not all of them are fresh, but they do at least all have faces? So the chosen theme is half-accurate.

(We covered the party feting¬†this issue, if you want to revisit — and interestingly, in the preamble, I note that we were stockpiling magazine cover posts in the event that our Internet went kerflooey in the UK, AND IT DID. PROPHETIC.)

[Photos: Marie Claire]

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Elle Style Awards Fug or Fine: Ellie Goulding


I cannot get my limited mind around the bodice here.

Ellie Goulding

Specifically, why are there mouse ears poking up over her areolas? Is this one of Disney’s Hidden Mickeys?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Grammys Post-Party Fugs and Fabs


I thought for a second that was Selena Gomez in the background, and I was going to stage a fashion intervention. As it is, we might need to tell Taylor to put down the tube tops.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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Grammys Fug or Fine: Ellie Goulding in Stella McCartney


I can’t find a photo that QUITE expresses visually why I wasn’t too hot on this. On TV it looked weirdly baggy in her midsection and wrinkly throughout, which is KIND OF visible here, I suppose?¬†But there is a quiet elegance to the front of this that is generally absent her wardrobe, so points for restraint, right?

[Photos: Getty]

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Fug Me Like You Do: Ellie Goulding


You know I would always rather use the thousand words…

Ellie Goulding

… but sometimes a picture, in this case of a facial expression, really will suffice.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Fug Me Like You Do: Ellie Goulding


I was thinking the other day that Ellie has by and large graduated from her sheer phase. So… is it possible I made this happen? Am I The Fug Whisperer?

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs Wearing Things to the Airport


So! Recently, LAX announced they’re going to build a new, super-private VIP entrance for celebs, to which I say: BORING. How am I supposed to judge people’s cute luggage now?!? WILL NO ONE THINK OF MY PAGEVIEWS? (Also: yes, by all means, totally get on building a secret tunnel from LAX to Calabasas for the Kardashians but don’t even worry about the fact that the JetBlue terminal only has a Burger King and like three toilets for women, total.) Let’s enjoy this while it lasts!

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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