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Fugs and Fabs: The August, Osage County Premiere


I am bracing myself for several weeks of Julia. (Several Weeks of Julia is my new novel, obviously. It’s like Julie and Julia except I’m trying to be Julia Roberts and it ends with me being so annoying in the process that Heather murders me.)

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CMA Awards: The Cast of “Nashville”


I am terribly sad that Clare Bowen didn’t attend, because the intersections of her personal style and Scarlett’s are what I am most curious to see. Fortunately, though, The Hair did not spare the glory.

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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Connie Britton


I can’t. I’m sorry. I know we love her hair, and her Tami-ness, but she looks like a sofa.

A very ELEGANT sofa, sure — an ornate fainting couch, mayhap, onto which countless royal behinds have swooned upon learning of juicy family trysts with commoners and/or Vegas testicular shenanigans — but nonetheless something to put your bum ON, not in. And, I’m sorry. I tried “on which to put your bum, not in which to put it,” but it was too clunky, so I used the damn preposition to end the sentence with. Zing. This dress has beaten into submission my inner grammarian, which is now in need of its own fainting couch. Maybe Connie can bring this over when she’s finished.

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Fragrance Foundation Awards Fugs and Fabs


Seriously, HOW MANY AWARDS SHOWS ARE THERE? On the other hand, if there were an awards show called “Achievements in Vanessa From Brooklyn,” however, Jessica Szhor would get something for tonight. (Something good [for once].)

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Fugs and Fabs: The Coach Party


Looks like it was windy on the Highline the other night. Behold a windswept Tami Taylor, some HORRIBLE pants, a couple of crazy-cute dresses, and a….look, I don’t even know WHAT Katie Holmes is doing.

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Fugs and Fabs: White House Correspondents’ Dinner: Brights


We saw the white, black, navy, and otherwise vaguely neutral frocks, now let’s take a look at the women who actually wore some color this weekend. Also: OMG a LOT of people went to this thing, many of whom I doubt are even good EMAIL correspondents.

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