Fugger: Christa B. Allen

Fugs and Fabs: Dior/Saks Party


This one desperately needed a hit after her mind-scramblingly hideous VMAs ensemble. And mercy of mercies, she got it. Parenthetically, I just looked at that link and spent three minutes sputtering various consonant sounds at Jessica to try and articulate my horror, and all that came out was gibberish. It was very “flames… on the side of my face…” except without the charm.

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day 2


Okay, and some celebs from Day 1. Bear with us; we’re East Coast this week and so some pictures come in after we’ve taken to our beds.

Anyway, we had a pretty great day:

– It started with a surprisingly good Project Runway finale, at which Alyssa Milano wore the abovepictured WTF. The article (and the slideshow, but only in the VERY LAST slide, so you can avoid if you want) contains mild spoilers in the form of the guest judge’s identity, descriptions of some of the eight collections, and guesses about who the finalists are, but no concrete information about that because we don’t know it. Consider yourselves warned anyway, just in case.

– We also hit up Nautica, which was full of shirtless and/or short-shorted (or both) male models, and most importantly, we talked to Dadshaw from The Carrie Diaries about what it’s like watching your TV daughter and knowing she grew up to get dumped by Post-It. There is probably something nerdy about the fact that we bypassed Colin Egglesfield and Josh Henderson to talk to Dadshaw, but I own that, and I love him now, so there.

– We ALSO saw darling of Fug Madness Zosia Mamet at Rebecca Minkoff (where Nicky Hilton was a total pill), where Janelle f’ing Monae performed live during the show and KILLED IT in impressive high-energy fashion.

– Finally, we’re pretty sure Bella Thorne thinks we’re totally stupid after we talked to her about Britney at Nicole Miller.

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Fugs and Fabs of the InStyle Summer Soiree: The Neutrals, Part 1


InStyle had a big party last night and now that we’re on the topic, I want to make it publicly known that I suspect my mail carrier is hoarding my InStyles and reading them. In fact, I think my mail carrier is reading a lot of my magazines because they’re often SUSPICIOUSLY late and once Us Weekly had coffee on it. And honestly, dude, I am fine with you flipping through my InStyle in secret but read it more quickly! I need to know about fall nail polish colors!

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Fugs and Fabs: ABC at TCAs


When will we finally come together as a society and put a stop to things that want to drape near the labia?

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The Young Hollywood Awards: The Rest


It’s a Young Hollywood Melange. And like most melanges –melangii? — some of it is delicious and some of it is perplexing and much of it is boring.

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Fugs and Fabs of the Kentucky Derby: The Women


Well, the good news is that although the Awesome Abdication Shenanigans in the Netherlands are over, the Kentucky Derby just raced into with a bunch of hats to entertain us in our currently royalty-free lives.

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