Fugger: Chloe Sevigny


Usually, I wholly embrace the chance to put 1,000 words to any photo.

In this case, though, I think Natasha Lyonne’s facial expression says it all.

[Photo: Getty]


Big Fuge

Somebody needs to hire Chloe Sevigny again, because fug like hers needs to be leaving the house all the time.

Admit it: You missed coming into work and being greeted by this, and you’re kind of wishing you could print it out poster-size and wrap your boss’s door in it. Maybe I’ll do that for Jessica for Christmas. It’ll involve a little light breaking and entering, but I think she and her neighbors will forgive me once they see it. Let’s go to the close-up:

Yes, let’s


CFDA Awards Fug Carpet: Chloe Sevigny

Oh, Sevigny.

I always wondered what would happen if Yvette from Clue had a baby with Lady Gaga, and they sent her to some obscure European boarding school where they awarded her prizes in sneering and snark and taught all the students how to wear weird shoes that look like denuded sleep masks attached to clogs and kind of pull them off. NOW WE KNOW.


Fug Love

Yes. The Sev is back!

Feet provided by the 2011 touring company of Annie, outfit courtesy of a really posh prep school that has its own cocktail lounge, and head provided by a Manson Family fan club.


Met Ball Fug Carpet: Freida Pinto and Chloe Sevigny

You know things have gone horribly, horribly wrong when Chloe Sevigny – who is wearing a version of your dress, with the colors reversed and the tie shrunken to twee level — is giving you the doubtful, hairy eyeball.

As if she’s thinking — she, Chloe Sevigny, who went around town wearing Art Garfunkel’s hairdo for months — “dude. I don’t know about this one.”
But what about THAT ONE?


Fug Madness, Round Two, Part Two: Madonna Bracket


Oh, Katy Perry. At least you’re never boring. And we know what you’d look like if you took up ice dancing:

Or took a gig as a Victoria’s Secret Too-Tight Floral Bustier Spokesperson:

(The Too-Tight Floral Bustier is one of their lines, right? Like the Very Sexy Bra Whatever, and the Naughty Little Secret Undie Something or others.)

In fact, I think this is likewise from Victoria’s Secret:

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