Fugger: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of SNL40


Someone on Twitter noted that with Fashion Week, the NBA All-Star game, and the SNL40 thing, there might not have been any celebrities left in LA. It sounded true to me.

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Fug or Fab: Catherine Zeta Jones


I don’t know what she’s been doing to her face — Botox, fillers, veganism, sweet fancy genetics, DARK MAGICKS — but it’s working. I think she looks younger here than she did, like, a week ago:

Bonus points for that lipstick, which I quite like. People is telling me that she and Michael Douglas are working on their marriage, which is — if not true — surely the CZJ and MD-approved story, and perhaps she’s just happy that things may work out well for them. I also recently read a scandalous and possibly totally untrue rumor that she was having an affair that she ended when he got sick, which is what led to many of their issues, and if that’s true, I just can’t wait for either of their juicy biographies. Either way, we all win.

Let’s take a look at her dress:

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Fug or Fab: Catherine Zeta-Jones


I love CZJ for how graceful she seems to be under pressure — it can’t be easy having to announce that you’re in treatment again for your bipolar disorder, and on top of that, revealing your separation from your husband. Maybe behind closed doors she’s having a terrible time, but the effort it must take to put on a happy face and meet work obligations is, I’m sure, considerable, so good on her.

I just… I keep looking at this dress and thinking she’s just come from a quick bout of murder. Very FLOWERY, artistic murder, but murder nonetheless.

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Fug of Ages


I mean. I love her, but….

I just feel like she’s better than this. It’s not TERRIBLE, but it is a little bit Velma Kelly for K-Mart. Perhaps she had it coming.

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Fug or Fab: Catherine Zeta Jones


Things that go without saying: she’s gorgeous and I love her, and I want her and Michael Douglas to stay married forever and also, perhaps, I wish she had live-tweeted her reactions to Behind the Candelabra, because I suspect it was entertaining.

As for her ensemble:

She doesn’t look BAD in it — does she ever really look THAT BAD? Okay, THIS was terrible, but I mean, like, in general. But she also kind of looks like she’s wearing a bodyshaper with a tablecloth stapled to it. So that’s….probably not ideal?

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Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Catherine Zeta Jones


As I said on Twitter, I love CZJ always.

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