Fugger: Carly Rae Jepsen

Fugs and Fabs: Radio Disney Music Awards

In which the question, “is there seriously an infinite number of awards shows?” is answered with a resounding YES.

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Fugs and Hmms: Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast

Yes, it was Bieber’s night, but if you think I’m not opening with Martha Stewart coyly peeking through a curtain like she is your surprise sexy dessert, then you don’t know me.

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Carly Fug Jepsen

Carly Rae Jepsen had some trouble with the ceremonial first pitch the other night at a Rays game – indeed, it wasn’t so much a “pitch” as a “dribble.” But I would contend that her problems began earlier than that, in her dressing room:

Her upper half knows it’s at the ball park, but her lower half thinks the Tampa Bay Rays is the name of a fake team in a musical called Full Count, which combines all the sass of A League Of Their Own with all the poverty of Annie and, naturally, all the jazz-flecked murder of Chicago. Perhaps I should just be grateful they didn’t rename the team the Tampa Bay Raes for the day, and call it quits here and have some ice cream. Yes. Done.

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Fug Me Maybe

Do you think that when Carly Rae Jepson here is suck in traffic listening to “Get Lucky” on the radio for the 3rd time in 45 minutes, she thinks to herself, “that was ME last summer”? Ah, summer earworms, you make all of our heatwaves just a little bit catchier.

Speaking of hits, though, I fear this look is NOT one.

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Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over

As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, “EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING.”

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Freaky Fug Friday: Carly Rae Jepsen

Well, Carly Rae Jepsen really loves her some leather short shorts, doesn’t she? These are almost like leather BIKE shorts, a phrase that must never pass my lips — or my keyboard — again:

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THE TASK: Imagine that Carly Rae is singing an Ode to Shorts now. Name that tune. (Literally: give us the title — and only the title – of a fictional song that’s an Ode to Shorts.)

THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on MONDAY.

THE PRIZE: We have three copies of the great new cookbook Classic Snacks Made From Scratch: 70 Homemade Versions of Your Favorite Brand-Name Treats. Per Amazon, “A cream-filled chocolate cupcake for dessert. Caramel popcorn while watching a movie. An ice cream sandwich on a hot summer day. What could be better than indulging in your favorite guilty pleasures? Having the fun and satisfaction of making them yourself with all-natural ingredients so they taste more delicious than the brand-name originals.”You know you want to know how to make Klondike Bars at home. And as someone who has sampled the homemade Cheezits from this very book, you NEED to be able to make them. They are awesome. This contest is open to all readers, so get to writing!