Fugger: Carly Rae Jepsen

Fugs and Fabs: The Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction


Lady Gaga won some kind of Contemporary Icon award, which is basically just an excuse to get Lady Gaga at your event whose guest list also includes Paul Williams and Van Morrison, so that Us is as likely to cover it as Rolling Stone. Very sneaky, SHoF. I see you.

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Fugs and Fabs: Radio Disney Music Awards


In which the question, “is there seriously an infinite number of awards shows?” is answered with a resounding YES.

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Fugs and Hmms: Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast


Yes, it was Bieber’s night, but if you think I’m not opening with Martha Stewart coyly peeking through a curtain like she is your surprise sexy dessert, then you don’t know me.

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Carly Fug Jepsen


Carly Rae Jepsen had some trouble with the ceremonial first pitch the other night at a Rays game – indeed, it wasn’t so much a “pitch” as a “dribble.” But I would contend that her problems began earlier than that, in her dressing room:

Her upper half knows it’s at the ball park, but her lower half thinks the Tampa Bay Rays is the name of a fake team in a musical called Full Count, which combines all the sass of A League Of Their Own with all the poverty of Annie and, naturally, all the jazz-flecked murder of Chicago. Perhaps I should just be grateful they didn’t rename the team the Tampa Bay Raes for the day, and call it quits here and have some ice cream. Yes. Done.

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Fug Me Maybe


Do you think that when Carly Rae Jepson here is suck in traffic listening to “Get Lucky” on the radio for the 3rd time in 45 minutes, she thinks to herself, “that was ME last summer”? Ah, summer earworms, you make all of our heatwaves just a little bit catchier.

Speaking of hits, though, I fear this look is NOT one.

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Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over


As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, “EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING.”

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