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Fugs and Fabs: The August, Osage County Premiere


I am bracing myself for several weeks of Julia. (Several Weeks of Julia is my new novel, obviously. It’s like Julie and Julia except I’m trying to be Julia Roberts and it ends with me being so annoying in the process that Heather murders me.)

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the “Gravity” Premiere


We need to discuss something very important: Is Will Arnett trying to Single White (Fe)Male Patrick Wilson, or the other way around? I bet you just did a double-take to make sure you knew which one it is in the photo; it is Wilson, but I feel like… just barely.

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Red


I hope several of my Fellow Old People have joined me in now humming that song (that entire video basically just screams, “guess what?! It’s the 80s!!!!). YOU ARE WELCOME.

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Fugs and Fabs: The House of Cards premiere


I was thinking to myself, “I wonder if Rooney Mara and Kate Mara ever get asked to pose together, Olsen-style.” It turns out the answer is YES, but with 50% less change of permanently conjoined hips.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: The Other Metallics


We are  officially at the “Grab Bag” portion of our Globes coverage, yes.

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Fugs and Fines: Glamour‘s “These Girls” Event


I’ll be honest, I have no idea what this event is. As best I can tell, it was something at which many of the invited females performed things on some kind of stage. Ergo, I can’t tell if what they wore was chosen thematically, or… look, I’m just trying to figure out whom to blame for those overalls. SOMEONE must be smote.

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