Fugger: Cameron Diaz

Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of Annie


Apparently there have been¬†engagement rumors about Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden — for more than a month now, actually — and she has a big chunky ring on That Finger, and so of course people are abuzz even though I just have the HARDEST time taking any of Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriends seriously.

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Well Played Cover: Cameron Diaz on Cosmo, January 2015


Cosmo Jan '15 Cover

First of all, “Hop Onboard the Naughty Express” makes me laugh. You KNOW that’s courtesy of the same person who talked Joanna Coles into seeing the humor in putting “#BearSkinRun” on the cover a couple of months ago. Hashtag Bearskin Run, I salute you. Second, is that dress Stella, and if so, does that mean that Cameron Diaz made a deal with the devil (Stella McCartney) that has a line-item dictating that Cameron has to wear Stella 75% of the time and on as many covers as possible? Third: I actually really like this cover, and it’s a good reminder that Cammy actually used to be a professional model, because she’s selling everything. Leaning all the way over like that is basically her physically correcting the wonky neckline of that dress, making it look almost totally normal until you really start to examine it, and I feel like her face is the perfect mixture of lively and friendly and fun that is bang on Cosmo’s sweet spot. No pun intended. She feels present to me in a way that is sort of unusual on the modern magazine cover. It’s also possible that I have missed Cameron Diaz and might want her to make a comeback. (I fear Annie will not accomplish this. Basically, I want her to rewind to Being John Malkovich and do everything over from there. I have notes. But they might just be about her career.)

[Photo: Cosmopolitan/Matthias Vriens-McGrath]

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Fug Tape: Cameron Diaz in Christian Dior


Yes. It’s a jumpsuit. Yes, we’re glad she beat Jennifer Lawrence to it. Yes, they’re still promoting this movie. Yes, that has to burn.

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ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies


I didn’t realize I had chosen such an unflattering photo of Jessica Alba until I had already downloaded it, which… oh well. Suffice to say that she did NOT look like she was buckling under extreme bladder pressure except in this exact second, and in fact played this ensemble well.

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Fug or Fab: Cameron Diaz in Vionnet


I WANT to like this on her, but Red Carpet Fashion Awards pointed out that Maggie Gyllenhaal wore it last year, and now all I can think is, “that dress is SO Maggie Gyllenhaal.”

In other words, it’s kind of Droopy Directional PTA President and — no offense to the many directional PTA presidents reading this, droopy or otherwise; I think you seriously should raise the prices at the pizza fundraiser in September, and those rabble-rousers who complain about it but never show up to actually help can shove it – while that is kind of Maggie G’s thing (along with, apparently having gone to anger management; sorry if I ever ticked you off, Mags), Cameron Diaz’s, it is not. I like that she’s trying looks on this press tour that are less leggy than the ones she did when she was promoting Whatever That Terrible Movie With Leslie Mann and Kate Upton Was Called, but there’s got to be some acreage between Droopsville and Leg City.

Guess I talked myself out of this one. What’s your take?

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Fugs and Fabs: The Sex Tape Premiere


You will never BELIEVE who Cameron Diaz wore. It’s a jumpsuit and it rhymes with “Bella McFartney.” Can I believe I just made that joke? No, I cannot. Did I still decide that it was Friday, and therefore silly juvenilia was allowed? Damn straight, I did. Let’s get comfortable and sit in judgement.

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