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ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies


I didn’t realize I had chosen such an unflattering photo of Jessica Alba until I had already downloaded it, which… oh well. Suffice to say that she did NOT look like she was buckling under extreme bladder pressure except in this exact second, and in fact played this ensemble well.

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Fug or Fab: Cameron Diaz in Vionnet


I WANT to like this on her, but Red Carpet Fashion Awards pointed out that Maggie Gyllenhaal wore it last year, and now all I can think is, “that dress is SO Maggie Gyllenhaal.”

In other words, it’s kind of Droopy Directional PTA President and — no offense to the many directional PTA presidents reading this, droopy or otherwise; I think you seriously should raise the prices at the pizza fundraiser in September, and those rabble-rousers who complain about it but never show up to actually help can shove it – while that is kind of Maggie G’s thing (along with, apparently having gone to anger management; sorry if I ever ticked you off, Mags), Cameron Diaz’s, it is not. I like that she’s trying looks on this press tour that are less leggy than the ones she did when she was promoting Whatever That Terrible Movie With Leslie Mann and Kate Upton Was Called, but there’s got to be some acreage between Droopsville and Leg City.

Guess I talked myself out of this one. What’s your take?

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Fugs and Fabs: The Sex Tape Premiere


You will never BELIEVE who Cameron Diaz wore. It’s a jumpsuit and it rhymes with “Bella McFartney.” Can I believe I just made that joke? No, I cannot. Did I still decide that it was Friday, and therefore silly juvenilia was allowed? Damn straight, I did. Let’s get comfortable and sit in judgement.

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Fug Tape: Cameron Diaz in Roland Mouret


I think we can all read Cammy’s mind:

She’s thinking, “I know, you guys. I know. GO UP A SIZE. I KNOW.”

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Guys Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Cameron Diaz in Gucci


This is the best Cammy D’s head has looked in a long time.

Cameron Diaz Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

In fact, her whole BEING looks pretty good. I will admit, I’m a little confused by her choice of outfit because, for a girl who’s often in a high-and-tight rut when it comes to skirts, picking something more modest at the Guys’ Choice Awards seems kind of counter-intuitive. There’s something grown-up and sophisticated about this that is welcome, but also highly irregular when you are popping up at a Spike TV event to promote a movie called Sex Tape. I’m not complaining; I actually like that and find it amusing, and while I don’t think I’d vote this FAB, per se, I actually like it and think it’s a great way to prove that sexiness isn’t determined by your skirt height.

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Fugs and Fines: The Other Woman’s Last Premiere, I Hope


I sincerely thought this movie came out already.

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