Fugger: Brangelina

Fug the Head-Suits: Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, and Brad Pitt


Let’s check in on three erstwhile heartthrobs who are becoming — kind of like Intern George has — one of those Hot Guys We’ll Talk About Fondly To Our Kids And They Will Look At Us Strangely And Go, “Whatever, Mom, He’s Old, I Don’t Get It,” and then we’ll have to fire up the old YouTubes that will, by then, be implanted in our heads.

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Oscars Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie in Elie Saab


A delightful Fug National e-mailed to point out that Elie Saab also did this dress in red, and Angelina would’ve looked a lot more memorable and dramatic — and potentially as if she’d just feasted on the blood of an innocent — if she’d picked that one.

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BAFTAs Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie


Brad, tuxed; Angelina, untuxed, in (Yves) Saint Laurent. Let’s discuss.

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Fugs and Fabs: AMPAS’ Governors Awards


Because it’s Monday morning, and you NEED to see a shot of Angela Lansbury kicking it with Angelina Jolie.

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Fugs and Fab: Brangelina


Brad Pitt is officially breaking the sacred trust between Hot People and the Universe, which states that said Hot People have a precious duty to maintain their hotness as a public service, much as various glorious English country houses are being preserved in the name of History. Also much like the upkeep on those glorious country houses, I’m sure the upkeep of Brad Pitt is expensive and slightly time-consuming and requires the help of a bevy of specialists, but when you have been entrusted by God with an exceptional and historic hotness, you have to take the responsibility seriously. FOR HUMANITY.

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World Fug Z


Psst, Brad:

You are (presumably) not being chased by zombies anymore. Tell hair and wardrobe!

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