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Fugs and Fabs: More Celebrity Airport Style

This installment of Celebrities Wearing Things At The Airport is EXTREMELY A-list, you guys.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport, Again

This particular version of this feature proved to be surprisingly A-list.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Recent Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport

I’d just like to thank the universe for the fact that celebrities are ALWAYS arriving and departing from a variety of airports. This is a well of material for us that will never run dry. So many weekender bags! Lord, stop me from buying another weekend bag.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Golden Globes Timelessly Played: Brad Pitt

It wasn’t so long ago that we were wondering, “What is the deal with Brad Pitt?” Sometimes he looked homeless; other times, like your friend’s creepy older “artist” boyfriend who always seems to be creatively blocked while making her foot the bill for all his whole grains. But suddenly, we’ve hopped in Ye Olde Wayback Machine, and here he is striving for Ocean’s Eleven levels of hotness.

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Even Ryan Gosling is like, “Look at him. Just look. Why do we look like we could be the same age? Also is that a wig? Is this Animatronic Wax Brad Pitt? What is going ON here?” And the thing is: I suspect Brad had a little facial rejuvenation. But really, really GOOD facial rejuvenation. As in, he got Intern George to ask Randy Gerber to get Cindy Crawford’s dude’s number. Because it’s POSSIBLE Brad Pitt just finally got to take a really long nap after about two years of sleep deprivation, and we’re seeing a walking testament to the wonders of sleep. No judgment either way. But it’s fun to see Brad looking close to Classic Pitt again, one last time (cue Hamilton), before the march of time steps over us all. Also it’s 2 a.m. as I type this and I just caught a sidelong glimpse of my furrows in the mirror and HA HA HA time isn’t so much marching on my face as breakdancing. Maybe Intern George should get some of those digits for ME. IF HE WOULD EVER SHOW UP TO HIS JOB. He has the worst work ethic. I really needed his help with my holiday shopping but he was apparently too busy doing this (about 28 seconds in):

this is so worth it. please treat yourself


Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie

I don’t know anymore.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt by the sea premiere

The dress is empirically pretty (and Brad has taken pains to try and reboot himself to Ocean’s Eleven levels of Pittness). She doesn’t NOT look pretty in it. Yet I so rarely feel like Angelina is a part of things. She might be one you have to see in motion, perhaps, if if you know what I mean? Standing still, there’s a disconnect. She feels unplugged– from the clothes, from the scene, all of it. I almost wish she’d just mess up her hair a bit and throw on a red lip and a perfectly tailored suit. Either something tux-like, or just in a funky fabric. Something that recaptures a little bit of that old biker essence, the one that gave her that spark that was so hard to ignore.

[Photo: Getty]


Finely Played, I Guess: Angelina Jolie in Luisa Beccaria

I mean, whatever. Brad still looks like he’s a performance artist, and Angelina looks elegantly bland.

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“Elegant” being, at least, a complimentary word. It’s a pretty color, and I appreciate the glittery belt. But I’m so distracted by the fact that these two constantly photogrpah like they’re cousins who were forced to attend Prom together.

But it’s better than this, which (as of this writing) just hit Ye Olde Wires:

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Your Afternoon Man: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt Departing On A Flight At LAX

Come on, why is everyone at LAX leaving Brad Pitt hanging like this? Sure, he’s wearing that hat he loves, the one that looks like it went through a house fire, but he’s cut the wacky hair and he’s dressed like a person and YES his shirt is kind of sheer, but I assume that’s because of the flashes of the cameras, and also it seems like perhaps Brad has been working out. So give that man a high-five already!

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]