Fugger: Brangelina

Fug or Fab: Brangelina at the Unbroken Premiere

This is Gucci Premiere on Angelina.  At least it’s a pattern?

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Hollywood Film Awards Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie in Versace

Angie here looks exhausted. Unbroken is coming out on Christmas Day, and I wonder if she’s been locked away in an edit bay or in a sound mix, or something, trying to get that sucker in ship-shape so that she gets a bunch of award nominations.

Angelina Jolie

The gentleman with her plays Louis Zamperini in the movie, by the way. He looks nice and seems unfazed by having Angelina on his arm, and won a New Hollywood Award, which is interesting given that I don’t know if anyone’s actually SEEN this film yet and I doubt he got it for 300: Rise of an Empire.

ANYHOO: Angie’s dress is so simple that I would’ve guessed it was Calvin Klein. There aren’t nearly enough metal or cutouts for me to have pegged it as Versace — and in fact, it’s custom, so that’s probably why. (But at that point, why would Versace want to custom-make a dress that looks like it’s by someone else? All press is good press, I guess?) Also, the fabric is actually sort of woolen and corporate, like you’d find in a very nice suit, or a CK or maybe even Boss Woman line:

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WTF: Brad Pitt

We’ve asked before what the ever-living effing smackballs is going on with Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt

But today, I raise you a “firebreathing.”  Because what the ever-living fire-breathing effing smackballs IS going on with Brad Pitt?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Royals Round-Up, October 10th, 2014

This week’s Round-Up brings you ARCHERY and LEOPARD PRINT and FOREARMS and ANGELINA JOLIE and PLASTIC BODIES. Wait, what?



Fug or Fab, and Well Played: Elle Fanning and Angelina Jolie at the Japanese Premiere of Maleficent

I am often sort of annoyed when people show up to their premieres dressed vaguely like the characters they’re playing in the film in question, but for some reason, I find it charming with these two AND I DON’T KNOW WHY.

[Photos: Splash]


Well Played, Angelina Jolie in Versace (But What Is Going On With Brad?!)

Well, if Elle Fanning is in full Princess Aurora costume, so has Angelina worn her best Maleficent, including jewelry that can double as weaponry.* (She DID leave the horned cape at home, which is a shame.) She and Brad also appear to be having the BEST TIME, even if he is turning into the lounge lizard at your chain-smoking aunt’s local, who she swears used to be really, really handsome.

*Which she might have needed, because GUESS WHO randomly punched Brad on the red carpet? That Random Jerkweed who stuck his head up America Ferrera’s dress. SERIOUSLY, how on earth is he getting this close to the red carpet without being escorted from the premises? ESCORT THE JERKWEED OUT.

[Photos: Getty]