Fugger: Berenice Bejo
The easy version of this entry is, “Did no one tell her the Rose Parade happened two weeks ago?”
But I prefer the unforgivable pun: “What in carnation is she wearing?!?”
[Photos: Getty, WENN]
Oh, dear me. No.
This looks like an ornamental vase that the Queen got for a wedding gift and then stashed in the Buck House basement, or in a really remote powder room that nobody uses except when really distasteful distant relatives are in town. It’s terrible, it’s droopy, it’s a catastrophic mish-mash of ideas and styles. And it is dragging her boobs down like gravity’s demon servant. Forger Mercury; her entire solar system must be in retrograde.