Fugger: Bella Heathcote

Fugs and Fabs: The Chloe Los Angeles Fashion Show/Dinner


So many celebrities, so many beige shoes. This event was hosted by January Jones, and basically every woman on Mad Men showed, except for Christina Hendricks. I’ve decided they’re mortal enemies and perhaps to blame for one another’s bad fashion choices throughout time.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Black and White


Let’s look at all the people who wore black or white or black AND white. (Now I want a cookie.) There were A LOT of them.

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Fugs and Fabs: Chanel’s Pre-Oscar Dinner


So much happened before the Oscars, while we were resting our typing fingers. Specifically, some of these outfits happened to some of these innocent people.

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Fugs and Fines: Some Random Bulgari Event


I’ve seen Bella Heathcote, Ashley Madekwe, and Christa B Allen at so many of the same events lately, that I am beginning to suspect they share management, and that said management is pushing them on people as a package deal. Here’s hoping they get along. Especially the Revenge girls, since it appears they have to spend, like, every waking hour with each other.

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Fugs and Fabs: Other Cocktail-Length Ladies Who LACMA


So basically EVERYONE IN TOWN came to this thing, and bless them for it. Let’s look at the women who decided to go cocktail-length (or thereabouts).

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Fugs and Fabs: Bella Heathcote


Bella Heathcote here is an Australian actress who was on Neighbours — which I believe is constitutionally mandated for all Australian performers — and also appeared in Dark Shadows, or, as I like to call it, The Johnny Depp Movie Where Everyone Realized We Weren’t In the Mood to Pay $12 to See Johnny Depp and Tim Burton Screwing Around Again. She’s in David Chase movie at the moment, along with Jack “I’m the Sad and Good-Looking Yet REALLY TROUBLED and Also Half-Faceless Dude on Boardwalk Empire” Huston and a bunch of other people, about a rock band from Jersey in the 60s. All I know from the trailer is that her hair looks cute in it and David Chase will never make a project without Tony Soprano popping up. But let’s look at what she wrote to a screening for said movie this weekend, and catch up on some of her past looks, shall we?

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