Fugger: Anne Hathaway

The Devil Wears Fug


Um…

I mean, the good news is that she looks adorable from the waist up? Let’s just stick to that.

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Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway


So, I really, really was not sold on Anne’s blonde hair at the Met Ball. I will be the first to say that I ALSO didn’t think her features were optimized with the short hair, and then she had that awesome phase where she grew it out super stylishly and I fell in love with it and think she should keep it that way forever. So maybe I will come around on the blonde, too.

Having said THAT, I am not there yet — I think it’s way too brassy for her features, and I don’t like the phase that the short style is in right now (I felt that way when it was still brown, too), so that might be affecting my feelings too. Again, I fully realize I may eat those words in like two weeks when she does something fabulous to it and suddenly I want her to be a gilded lily forever, but fortunately, I enjoy eating, so that’s fine.

As for the dress, I don’t mind the idea of the shape and volume here, but I think in execution it’s making her look weirdly droopy. So basically, the last two times she’s worn baby pink, it’s caused boobular scrutiny that she’d probably rather have avoided. Please let’s not go for the charm with a third try.

Is it as bad as all that?

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Met Gala Well Played, Anne Hathaway


Apparently, I like everything Anne Hathaway is doing with her hair lately, because I was totally into the short hair, and I ALSO like the blonde:

This Valentino is from 1992 — two years prior to Elizabeth Hurley’s infamous Versace safety pin dress — and I think it actually really, really works on her. Unlike a lot of the more successful OTT outfits from this event, it’s not TOTALLY event-specific. I mean, it’s punk-ISH and it’s totally appropriate, but if she had worn this to, like, the BAFTAs, I probably would not have burst into angry flames. As it is, I actually think this is great on her. Anne’s big problem can be traced back to the fact that she comes across as a TOTAL try-hard, and this is trying just hard enough. It’s actually kind of hot. And that is a sentence I have NEVER SAID ABOUT ANNE HATHAWAY EVER. Can we blame the blonde hair?

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Fug Nation’s Oscars Best and Worst


And finally, the 2013 Oscars are seriously put to bed. Until a week and a half from now when Fug Madness starts and IT’S ON. Please meet your winners and losers! And let us know if you thought our new system of breaking it into parties/ceremony was a good one — I thought it made life way easier, but we always want to hear from you.

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: People Who Changed Clothes While We Were Sleeping


It happens ever year: Nominees and guests change their outfits for the post-parties so that their trains don’t get trampled,¬†and we don’t get the pictures before bedtime. Maybe I should just start writing through the night. Can you imagine how much MORE delirious our posts would be? We’d have the Royal Wedding times fifty. I’d try it if that didn’t sound perilous.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Anne Hathaway


“I dreamed a dream in times gone by, when nips were shy, and did my bidding. Then Prada traced my aureolae; I dreamed that blogs would be forgiving.”

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