Fugger: Anna Wintour

Met Gala Fug and Fab: Anna Wintour in Chanel and Bee Shaffer in Alexander McQueen

It’s only fair to put the event’s true overlord under the microscope. Spoiler: SHE PAINTED HER TOENAILS.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Chanel Front Row

Kris Jenner has done it, you guys. She’s finally taken over the world. But something occurred to me just now. Is it POSSIBLE that Anna put Kimye on the cover of Vogue as a way to get closer to Kris…so as to bring her down forever, from the inside? I mean, it’s a long con. A long long long long con. But isn’t it possible that maybe, JUST MAYBE, Anna Wintour is playing double agent and is working, unbeknownst to us, to provide the very petard on which the Jennerdashians shall be hoisted? I decided this is true so I can sleep at night.

PS: I miss K. Stew.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Louis Vuitton Monogram Celebration at MoMA

I like having Nicole Kidman out and about again. She has a boatload of projects in the next year, too, so hopefully it will be a more frequent occurrence, because girlfriend has some deliciously inconsistent taste.

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Well Played: Celebs at the Clooney/Alamuddin Wedding

I cannot believe we were not invited to this event. On top of the fact that Intern George has literally not once ever shown up to work, I am beginning to think he doesn’t even care about us.

PS: For those of you (like me!) dying to see what Amal wore, the non-candid wedding snaps (including, surely, THE GOWN) are exclusive to Vogue* and have not yet popped up for our perusal.  That being said, this collection of photos proves that everyone looks glamorous ON a boat and slightly scared BOARDING a boat, and that Venice is romantic and beautiful. Let’s add it to the Fug Nation Tour of the World.*

*LATE BREAKING: This was a LIE. They’re confirmed exclusive to Hello! and People, which makes way more sense and is also exciting because this means I’ll get them in my mailbox. The dress is allegedly Oscar de la Renta.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News, AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]


Well Played: 73 Questions With Anna Wintour (!)

You know those 73 Questions that Vogue does? We feature them from time to time — the SJP one was VERY charming, the Daniel Radcliffe one (with a lovely little Zoe Kazan interlude) was a delight — and there was literally no way I wasn’t going to bring you the one featuring Our Lady of the Bob, Anna herself, whom I have long secretly loved (as you know, because I cannot keep my secret loves secret):

(a) I appreciate how much she talks about books. (She also, unsurprisingly, has much to say about tennis.)

(b) There are two moments where I quite literally laughed aloud.

(c) I think Anna’s office is my platonic ideal of an office. I don’t mean the Vogue offices, I mean her actual personal office. It’s so fabulous.

(d) ANNA. Your “guilty” pleasure is not guilty at all. Open your heart to The CW.

[Courtesy of Conde Nast]


Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Wimbledon, Part 4

The Wimbledon Celebs In the Stands coverage continues! The first bit is here; the first Wills and Kate bits are here; the next bit is here, the SECOND Wills and Kate bit is here. This particular go-round includes Colin and Posh and Samuel L Jackson and The Hems!  And also some full-on ridiculousness from Suki Waterhouse.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Splash]