JOHNNY DEPP: Are we really promoting Mortde-cay-yey-yay or whatever it’s called?
AMBER HEARD: Barely. We are here, clutching each other. But I just want to blend into the background. And you’re not even wearing any scarves.
JOHNNY: Give me some credit. I’m wearing real pants, and I am present. Gwyneth’s NOT EVEN HERE.
AMBER: She’s not?! Are you kidding me? No Paltrow, no peace. I’m out of here.