Fugger: Amber Heard

Art of Elysium Fine or Fab: Amber Heard


Amber looks slinky. Johnny looks … Deppy.

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Sometimes I get sidetracked imagining these two actually trying to have a practical conversation. “What should we have for dinner tonight?” “Simplicity.”  “Can I delete Real Housewives from the DVR?” “It’s a multi-faceted thing, erasure.” “Can you put toilet paper on the shopping list?” “First, in order to understand the toilet paper, I have to walk the tightrope between compassion for its destiny – to be brought out of the plastic womb, only to be broken, torn, destroyed in a watery grave for which it can do nothing by lie in wait — and an understanding of its primal urge to scrape, to scour. To acquire, I have to inhabit.” And so forth.

We also accidentally forgot to include Amber in our Globes coverage, so let us remedy that now:

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Fugs and Fabs: Other Celebs at the Palm Springs Film Festival


Nothing beats coming back from the holiday break with a star-studded film festival that MAY now — in its way — mark the true beginning of awards season. Like, the warm-up to the warm-up (People’s Choice Awards) to the Golden Globes.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Premiere of “The Danish Girl”


Amber is all, “Wait. Do you look… clean? Again? IS THIS A TREND?”

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Fugs and Fabs: The Hollywood Film Awards 2015


Johnny Depp would love to stop and chat, but he’s late to deliver a horsehead to his rival’s bedchamber.

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Fugs and Fabs: Amber Heard and Johnny Depp


I honestly think by the time Johnny is sixty-five, he will have gone Full Retro Crackpot and it might actually be kind of fun.

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Fugs and Fabs: Premiere of The Danish Girl at Venice Film Festival


The Danish Girl got a lot of attention as an Oscar contender even as far back as when Eddie Redmayne was picking up his hardware for The Theory of Everything. And what’s interesting is that I just read the Variety review that says it’s surprisingly just as much if not more Alicia Vikander’s movie, because Redmayne perhaps plays the character a bit more from the outside in — which was exactly my issue with both his Stephen Hawking and The Theory of Everything in general (which I thought belonged, or at least should have, to Felicity Jones/Jane Hawking). Sometimes the collateral damage is just as interesting; in other words, often the people who are pulled into another person’s life end up with a journey that’s just as fascinating.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Miu Miu Fragrance Launch Party


As this is a Miu Miu event, I assume we can credit OR BLAME Miuccia for each of these looks, no? Let’s GET JUDGING.

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