Fugger: Amber Heard

Fugs and Fabs: The Miu Miu Fragrance Launch Party

As this is a Miu Miu event, I assume we can credit OR BLAME Miuccia for each of these looks, no? Let’s GET JUDGING.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Prada]


Fugs or Fabs: Amber Heard and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Magic Mike XXL Amsterdam Premiere

In which one woman is forced to cobble together a gown out of a shower curtain and her favorite pink nightie, and the other realizes her secret identity as Lady Hulk has just been inadvertently revealed. “Thank god my shoes are amazing,” she laughs. “I hate you,” the other says through a smile. “I just realized mine might be part Lucite.”  On the next installment of Magic Mike XXL Takes Europe!

[Photo: Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: The Magic Mike XXL UK Premiere

There are a lot of three piece suits herein and one very debate-worthy pair of pants.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: The Magic Mike XXL Premiere

There is nothing better than the fact that everyone gets to pose in front of a giant photo of Channing Tatum gyrating. I really hope that Jenna Dewan-Tatum smuggled that out of this premiere and it’s now hanging over their fireplace.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Phoned-In Carpet: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

Mortdecai - UK Premiere

JOHNNY DEPP: Are we really promoting Mortde-cay-yey-yay or whatever it’s called?

AMBER HEARD: Barely. We are here, clutching each other. But I just want to blend into the background. And you’re not even wearing any scarves.

JOHNNY: Give me some credit. I’m wearing real pants, and I am present. Gwyneth’s NOT EVEN HERE.

AMBER: She’s not?! Are you kidding me? No Paltrow, no peace. I’m out of here.

[Photo: INF]


Fugs and Fabs: Art of Elysium 2015

And now we start playing catch-up with the other events that got swallowed by the behemoth that is the Golden Globes.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]