Fugger: Amber Heard

Well Played, Amber Heard


She looks great and all, but I really want to talk about how Johnny Depp is totally a Serial Engager. Amber Heard is his FIFTH fiancee — he only married the first one, before he was a star, and then put a ring on Sherilyn Fenn, Jennifer Grey, AND Winona Ryder, none of whom made it to the altar. That is a lot of broken engagements. No judgement — personally, I think it’s glamorous to leave a trail of broken engagements in your wake — but you know if he were a woman, everyone would have their hair on fire over this. Thank God he didn’t get a tattoo for each of them. Winona Forever is famously changed to Wino Forever, but what do you change Always Sherilyn into? Always Her? Anyway. Amber looks pretty, her ring is lovely, I like her shoes, and if they actually make it down the aisle, I will eat a roll of quarters.

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Golden Globes Mostly Well Played, Amber Heard, With Bonus Johnny Depp


Or at least, extra Johnny Depp. “Bonus” implies you’re going to like it, and I’m not sure how accurate that is.

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Fugs and Fabs of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s Installation Luncheon


I like the idea that all these people are being “installed” into the HFPA, as if they’re being mounted onto the walls for awards season.

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Fug or Fab: Amber Heard


As with so many looks featured on this site, I like this conceptually, but I’m not sure if I think the execution did it justice. Kind of like Revenge.  Please do weigh in.

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The Met Gala: Fugs, Fines, Fabs and Fehs of the rest


Also known as: we’re wrapping up Met Gala coverage, finally. Also known as: cleaning out my lightbox. Also known as: here’s a bunch of people I couldn’t figure out how to group together in a thoughtful way, so I’m just going to pile them on you haphazardly ENJOY!!!! (Actually, a lot of these are secretly great.)

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Oscars Fug and Fabs: Basic Black


Wow, a LOT of people wore black to these parties.  Some of their efforts were more successful than others.

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