Fugger: Alicia Keys

Fugs and Fabs: France’s NRJ Music Awards


This ensemble is a shining example of somebody taking all their assets and just… doing it wrong.

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Fugs and Fabs: BET Honors


I wish Chaka Khan got invited to EVERYTHING.

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Fug or Fab: Alicia Keys


I kind of feel like her expression here says it all:

“What? I’m dressed as a formal bumblebee. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.”

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MTV EMAs Fug or Fab, With Bonus Fug: Alicia Keys


I don’t know — I just have the hardest time getting excited about Alicia Keys, which extends to anything she wears on the red carpet. Her latest song is called “This Girl Is On Fire,” and I swear, she could borrow Fezzik’s Holocaust cloak and ACTUALLY be on fire and I might still be like, “Eh, let me think about it after a sandwich.”

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VMAs Fug Carpet: Alicia Keys


Well, at least her hair is cute.

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BET Awards Fug or Fab: Alicia Keys


Okay, before we talk about what Alicia Keys wore to the BET Awards, we have to discuss this:

Apparently, when she’s not attending awards shows, she’s living in a secret subterranean lair under the Paris Opera House.

What’s she wearing when she’s not kidnapping sopranos?

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