He’s handsome, and she might be wearing Units.
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Alice Eve has really been hitting the sidewalks to promote her new movie, Dirty Weekend, and I salute her for that. Hustling for your project is part of the gig and I respect it. ALSO, she’s giving me material to talk about so….bonus points, Alice. Bonus points. Except NO points for this dress she wore last night, because it’s HORRIBLE. Seriously JUST CUT AND RUN, GIRL. DO NOT ALLOW PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THIS.
Yesterday, she’d raided Fraulein Maria’s closet. Today, she’s attacked Renee Zellweger’s wardrobe from Down With Love:
Major upgrade. (No offense to Mrs Von Trapp. Although she has a very dashing husband, so I think she’ll be okay.)
Somewhere in Austria, Fraulein Maria just woke up with a start:
SOMEONE has stolen her one good dress.
If you asked me which American Sweetheart of the 80s I thought was most likely to pop up at Paris Couture Week, it would not have been Meg Ryan.
Yes. I did give you two photos of David Beckham today. I want you to be happy, that’s all.
Sometimes I think I’d like a cardboard cutout of Donatella Versace in my house. Supervising everything. Staring at the beans while they play. Hiding in the guest bathroom so that people will freak out when they walk in and turn on the lights.
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