Fug File: WTF

Fugs and Fabs: The BMI Country Awards

The CMAs are tonight, so sure, why not stick YET ANOTHER random-ass country-music awards thingamy the night before?

[Photos: Splash]


WTF: Dakota Fanning at the ACE Awards

Okay. Enough is enough with this style. She looks like a beach-goer who got caught up in a fisherman’s net, and all I can say is that I hope he was cute. (And that this sounds vaguely like something that would happen in the opening act of a Nicholas Sparks novel. The fisherman would be handsome, but sad, and the beach-goer would have an attractive but fatal secret).

Accessories Council 20th Anniversary ACE Awards

Legitimately, who do I have to pay to make this stop? I will GIVE MONEY if people stop wearing these things. I will do a Kickstarter and give all the money to SOMEONE if that person can guarantee that never EVER again will a celebrity think, “yes. I am going to wear a 1950s bathing suit under one of those mesh bags that generally contain oranges and then I’M GOING TO ASK PEOPLE TO TAKE PICTURES SO THAT THIS MOMENT LIVES FOREVER.” I will give all the money. All of it. Just END THIS MADNESS NOW.

[Photos: AKM/GSI]


Casual Fuggerday: Kate Walsh In A Denim Diaper Basically

I’ve said it before, and will repeat it until I am as frayed as the fabric grazing her nethers:

kate walsh

You’re ON Bad Judge. You don’t have to BE one as well.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


What the Fug: “Lady” Victoria Hervey

Happy Halloween. Prepare to be terrified.

Lady Victoria Hervey

Oddly, though, as afraid as this made me that this divinely subtle blossom was about to bud in front of our eyes, the reality was not as spine-tingling.

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amfUG: Natasha Bedingfield at the amfAR Inspiration LA Gala

Poor Natasha Bedingfield. I’m sure she’s still paying her mortgage with residuals from her song being the theme to The Hills, but Ellie Goulding seems to have stepped up as the new British Bleached-Blonde Purveyor Of Dance Music With Bad Taste In Clothes. That must be hard.

Natasha Bedingfield

Not that Natasha has given up trying. This effort is, in fact, strenuous and admirable. It’s flagrantly fugtacular, it’s serving up twin pancakes, it’s boxy, it’s got netting… it’s everything you’d want in picking a dress to remind people whose Throne of Ignominy it was FIRST.


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What The Fug: Alessandra Ambrosio at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala

Between this and the annual Cannes event, what IS it about amfAR that makes people think, “Yes! FINALLY, a place where I can really air out my crevices”?

Alessandra Ambrosio

Of course, from the front, it’s mostly a Codpiece Gone Wild. I feel like I’m looking at an anaconda having lunch, but from above.

The back will not surprise you, but it may alarm:

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