Fug File: WTF

Fuggidly Nicole: Nicole Richie in Blumarine

Nicole needs a bracelet.

Nicole Richie

In the sense that if she had a bracelet, she could incinerate the rest of it and start fresh with that as her building block.

[Photo: Getty]


Casual Fuggerday: Eliza Doolittle

I mean…this barely even counts as an outfit, right?

*EXCLUSIVE* Eliza Doolittle wears a revealing outfit with a new mystery man **USA ONLY**

Wait. Let me rephrase that. It’s definitely an outfit. It’s barely clothing.

[Photo: AKM/GSI]


Casual WTFery: Kim Kardashian

Well, this is GREAT NEWS for me. I have totally had an infestation of closet moths and now I know that I ought to just let them eat! THANKS KIM.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


What the Fugly Fug Fuggery: Kim Kardashian and North West in Givenchy

I can’t even go into GFY Kanye mode for this one. If you ever wanted to believe the rumors about Riccardo Tisci and Kanye West, and/or any jealousies he might be feeling about this little family unit, then today is your lucky day. Because one could easily interpret this as an act of someone OUT FOR REVENGE.

Kim Kardashian, North West, Kanye West going to Givenchy

Regardless: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO RAPACIOUS DIPSHITS. THAT IS YOUR CHILD. (Whose face, by the way, was blurred by the photo service.) You want to wear ratty old boots with elaborate karate duds, Kanye? Fine. You want to wear see-through pants with a negligee leotard, and look like a lacy joke, Kim? It’s your life. Be hideous if you want to, be desperate if you want to, be tasteless if you want to; be transparent in every sense of that word, if that’s what really makes you feel purposeful and alive. That’s your business. But YOU HAVE PUT YOUR TODDLER IN A SHEER DRESS-SHIRT-TUNIC NIGHTMARE. SHE IS NOT EVEN TWO.

You shouldn’t be putting that poor girl in clothes with a whiff of Trashy Lingerie about them. There is NO REASON for her to be wearing a custom dress that’s made in the image of something ostensibly sexy. A little kid in a sundress from Gymboree is one thing, but this sucker is designed to show skin ,with a modesty strip and transparency above AND BELOW it. IT’S INCREDIBLY CREEPY, YOU GUYS. She is not your accessory. She is your child. And if you’ve made the decision to put her in the public eye, again, whatever, it’s your family; that’s your call. Just please think about how you do it. Please USE the brains you’ve so assiduously applied to the pursuit and attainment of fame and wealth, and think about her well-being and future and not just your own. I mean, sure, we’ve all come to expect you to be a little icky and disappointing, but why must you find a way to top yourselves? Not every sundae needs a cherry on top. Don’t be jackwagons.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Casual WTFday: Jennifer Hudson

I love it when the expression on the faces of the civilians in a candid photo matches my own:

Ravishing Jennifer Hudson is red hot in her daisy dukes

In this case, both Rolling Stones Sweatshirt and I are thinking, “did she SERIOUSLY wear that on Watch What Happens Live? Because it looks more like a costume for an updated reboot of Chicago and — oh, hey, now that I think about it, that might totally be good. Okay, everyone carry on.”

[Photo: AKM/GSI]


What the Fug: Noomi Rapace

I have serious concerns about Noomi’s taste in suiting.

Noomi Rapace attends 'The Drop' premiere during 62nd San Sebastian International Film Festival at the Kursaal Palace in San Sebastian, Spain


This feels like someone at Virgin Atlantic made a push for more festive winter flight-attendant uniforms, and everyone wearing them is overheated and generally Over It and wants you to stop ordering complicated drinks, Sally, because one woman’s splash of Bloody Mary mix is another woman’s avalanche.

Her other ensemble was at least better:

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