Fug File: WTF

Fug or Hmm: Kate Bosworth in Dior


Kate Bosworth has been hitting the scene pretty hard lately, and in some pretty ornate stuff.

Kate Bosworth in Dior

For instance, I can’t name the last five movies she was in, but I remember her Oscars dress, the Schiaparelli vest and slacks, this terrible Erdem, some Peter Pilotto with a Giambattista Valli chaser, that “astronaut fashionier” thing… and now this, which is both elegantly interesting and also a screamingly jazzy straitjacket. Without a significant project to promote, as far as I can tell, I wonder if there’s an attempt afoot to rebrand her as a clotheshorse, in the hope that the rising tide there will float her other boats. Bless her for keeping it interesting, even though I am concerned that is designed to keep her from being able to raise her arms.

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Recent WTFs and Whatevers: Gwen Stefani


Gwen apparently joked on Twitter that this is “just a skirt w a window.” Except I guess for it to be a joke, it would have to have less basis in fact.

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What the Fug: Carrie Underwood in Davidson Zanine at the ACMs


Laying aside that this is an entire Papa John’s franchise worth of pizza

Carrie Underwood

… this also looks like a very hasty Naeem Khan knockoff that was priced to move at $249.99. Why Carrie Underwood isn’t commanding Carolina Herrera and Oscar de la Renta and even ACTUAL Naeem Khan for these shindigs is beyond me. It’s one thing to be benevolent about smaller designers, but now when you’re on one of country music’s (approximately 147 or so) biggest stages.

as for her stage show…

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What the Fug: The Band Perry at the ACMs


I have never listened to a single note sung by The Band Perry, but every time I see them on the red carpet, I end up clapping with glee.

The Band Perry

Left Perry up there is now working David Spade’s old hair but in Justin Bieber’s old hair color, and a suit that suggests he is kd lang’s Ghost of Christmas Future. Kimberly looks like a Real Housewife of Downtown Las Vegas, and Right Perry is like, “Do they need another Mikaelson brother on The Originals? Because I’m so down with that, I’m practically up again.”

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Fug and Fine: Demi Lovato at the iHeartRadio and GLAAD Awards


The GLAAD Awards and the iHeartRadio Awards from this weekend had, it seems, an enormous amount of guest overlap. I wonder if they were all bored of each other by the time they got to the second event — like, whether Keke Palmer was like, “Oh, God, I already talked to Demi Lovato for as long as I can at that other thing. Maybe I’ll hide in the Ladies’.”

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WTF and Fine: Keke Palmer at the GLAAD & iHeartRadio Awards


So, I’m not even sure I can lead with the WTF outfit, because I just had a lengthy debate with myself about whether BOTH angles of that one are Not Safe For Work. Ergo, let’s open with the more modest thing she wore to iHeartRadio and then delve into the madness.

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What the Fugs: The Kardashians/Jenners Go To Easter Services


Last year we got the whole family (minus Rob and Caitlyn, but I consider them tangential anyway, as that’s how the central krew seems to treat them). This year, Kim, Kanye, and Kylie skipped. I like to think it’s because North threw someone’s cell phone into the toilet.

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