Fug File: WTF

WTF, Again: Steven Tyler


In the immortal words of Joey Lawrence: whoa.

Steven Tyler Aerosmith

Which do we think will happen first: Johnny Depp plays Steven Tyler, or Johnny Depp turns INTO Stephen Tyler?

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Fugformers: Li Bingbing in Giambattista Valli


Between this and her slew of looks the other day… I mean, Fug Madness campaigns have been waged with less, y’all.

Li Bingbing Transformers premiere

When this was on the runway, I noted that it really hurt my feelings, and it’s still true. She looks like when we would play Fashion Plates and try to use all three pieces to assemble the dumbest combination. Which… I mean, the word fashion is really perfunctory at best, there, y’all. They’re not called Idea Plates. Or Plates of Yes. Let’s not look to them for lessons.

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WTF: Li BingBing in Erdem at the Transformers Premiere


Regular readers know I am generally enamored of Erdem (although the original version of this, uh, number was from a collection that Style.com called “overwhelmed by sadness,” which, aptly, is totally how I feel right now).  But this may have proved, finally, and beyond a shadow of a doubt, that nothing can save a sheer hotpants jumpsuit. Sheer Hotpants Jumpsuit is the name of my first album, though, and it’s a really firecracker of a listen, you guys.

The best part is, THERE’S SO MUCH MORE CRAZY where this came from. JOIN ME.

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WTF: Steven Tyler


There is something hilariously right about the fact that he’s wearing this to a Stella McCartney party:

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I feel like this is what Stella would come up with if someone asked her to costume a hip, new reboot of The Last Supper.

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Daytime Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: So Very Many Other People


This. Has. Everything: Aisha Tyler, someone from Knots Landing, thigh purses, and that thing where people look forty even though they aren’t even 25 yet.

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Daytime Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Arianne Zucker


Oh, sweet child, please stop undervaluing the contributions your FACE can make to the world:

There is no need to audition for Miss Cosmic Boob Fireworks Twinkle Nightie 2014. Your soap is still on the air.

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