Fug File: WTF

WTF: Karolina Kurkova


I seriously burst out giggling when I saw this:

La Mania Fashion Show

Business on the top, car wash on the bottom. A combo for which NO ONE asked, but we all may have secretly wanted.

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Daytime Emmys Fugs and Farcicals: Tyra Banks


I didn’t realize how much I missed Tyra Banks until this moment.

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What the Fug: Taylor Schilling in Thakoon


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The slumber party was going so well until someone got out the absinthe and the sewing machine.

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What the Fug: Chloe Sevigny in Rodarte


Well, we might have found the best possible match of celebrity to Rodarte’s unique brand of dystopian gladrags.

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If anyone would be enticed to dress like a very sporty milkmermaid — she tends very aquatic cows — molding in a fisherman’s net, it’s Chloe Sevigny.

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What the Fug: Emma Watson in Dior at the Time 100 Gala


It should be no surprise that the label that brought us Skirt Leg would also provide… whatever this is:

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It’s like a demon hybrid of a back brace, her own Crouching Orange, Hidden Pantsand Emma Stone’s Lanvin rump cape – mixed, of course, with the infamous skirtaloons, first spied in the wild on Jennifer Lawrence. Dior has created a TA-DA moment for her groin, where usually no jazz hands nor fanfare is desired.

Yes, Emma Watson is giving this crotch curtain a better shot than most, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bulls-eye. Look at it from the side:

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Fug Kill: January Jones in Prabal Gurung


Have you ever seen that tremendous infomercial for Dump Cakes? It’s the one where the elderly lady takes four ingredients — including the piece de resistance, a can of Sprite — and chucks them all into a pan, without mixing, and then bakes and pronounces it a magical dessert (for a health-conscious option, she suggests DIET Sprite).

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To me, this is the Dump Cakes of jumpsuits, like Prabal just threw the fabric together, declined to mix, and hoped it’d bake up a treat. I can’t decide if he overcooked or undercooked it, but the point is, I am NOT asking him for this recipe.

(I got the actual Dump Cakes cookbook for Christmas, as a joke, and let me tell you: LIES. Ninety-five percent of the recipes do involve measuring and mixing, which is the antithesis of everything for which that wonderfully bad infomercial stands. I OBJECT, DUMP CAKES. I WILL FIGHT YOUR WEB OF DECEIT.)

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