Fug File: Who Fugged It More

Who Fugged It More: Kate Winslet, or… Kate Winslet


You might remember this dress from the Mildred Pierce press tour, and how much I hated it, and how a lot of us thought it made her chest look  like a preying mantis. The prevailing sentiment was that people wanted to see it in different colors, to determine what the problem was: the blocking, or the garment itself.

Kate heard your pleas, Fug Nation. Or else she made those same pleas herself.

It is definitely better in red. I find the shoes to be clunky and forgettable, ditto the hair, and maybe she needs a redder lip here. But the dress itself, streamlined to one bold color and then the black detail, seems to be doing exactly what its intent was: flagrant public bodaciousness.

ESPECIALLY when you view it against the background of darkest night. It’s totally slimming and va-va-voom, but not in a way that has me afraid her midsection is going to end up on the Discovery Channel.

Which version do you prefer?

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Who Fugged It More (Or Less): Evan vs Zoe vs Camilla


SPOILER: The Camilla in question is not Ms. Parker-Bowles, which is terribly sad now that I’ve sat here and thought about how AWESOME it would be if she had the same taste in clothes as Marilyn Manson’s ex and the blue girl in Avatar. And NOW I’m sitting here thinking about  how much more I might have liked Avatar if Camilla Parker-Bowles had been in it. Dear James Cameron: You’re still prepping that sequel, right? It’s never too late.

Whose do you like best?

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And which do you like least?

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Who Fugged It More (Or Less): Julianne Hough vs. Ashley Greene


So, now that we’ve seen Ashley Greene’s take on metallic rosettes, let’s see how Julianne Hough wore it — different designer, similar motif:

They’re both pretty. I didn’t expect to like this one better, but it does make her look less boxy than Ashley’s does, and it doesn’t bisect her — and of course, it’s not putting the swirls directly in the nip zone. But I AM distracted by how much boob tape she must have had to use to keep her girls so vehemently separate but equal. At least she made the effort — nip slips are so Tara Reid 2003 — but overall I feel like I’ve spent an inordinate (for me) amount of time staring at people’s chestal regions today. Somewhere a 13-year old boy is like, “Lady, ENOUGH WITH THE BOOBS ALREADY.”

End this for me:

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Fug or Fab/Who Fugged It More: Stacy Keibler vs Michelle Williams


INTERN GEORGE: Hello, cherished partner.

STACY: Hi, George.

INTERN GEORGE: I am so pleased with my fairy godmothering.You are a shimmering purple jewel in a pretty but unremarkable dress that will neither overshadow me nor get my smiling face put in any worst-dressed-list spreads. My work here may be done.

STACY: Well, you’re not done YET.

INTERN GEORGE: What?

STACY: I probably get to stick around at least through awards season, right?

INTERN GEORGE: Right.

STACY: So you’ll do more?

INTERN GEORGE: Sure, if–

STACY: No matter what happens right now?

INTERN GEORGE: Yes, but… why, what could possibly happen?

STACY: Oh, nothing, nothing. Let’s just get this over with…

Who did Leg Surprise BETTER at this party?

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Who Fugged It More: Cheryl Cole vs Zooey Deschanel


This might be a case of Hey, Look Who Fugged It Equally, but let’s get jiggy with it anyway. You might recall Zooey Deschanel sporting a version of this at the premiere of My Idiot Brother, and now booted X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole — or should I say Ex Factor, HA HA HA, sigh, Friday is never my best mental day — popped by the musical version of Shrek in the West End wearing it:

Something about the pelvic ruffles seems different — less elaborate — and Cheryl’s shoes are a bit cutesier. On the one hand, Zooey’s preponderance of crotch flaps gives her groin a Venus Flytrap flavor, as if her ladycage is going as the Little Shop of Horrors this Halloween and was just testing its costume. On the other, the half-hearted ruffle Cheryl is sporting looks kind of discount, like she couldn’t afford the full flytrap, so instead she just looks like she’s been cheaply cross-bred with a French maid. I’m thinking my answer is going to be, “Sigh, both of them are serving up their heads on a clown platter,” but for fun, let’s aim for optimism. SOMEONE has to have done it better, right?

So who was it? Which version do you think is LESS fug?

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Who Fugged It Better? Anna Faris v. Lady Gaga


You know Anna Faris has to be weirded out by the fact that she’s one week away from being featured in the front of Us Weekly as they wonder WHO WORE IT BETTER between her and…Gaga. Usually that only happens when you go out wearing your meat dress. AND YET.

BEHOLD ANNA:

And now, the GAGS:

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