Fug File: Well Played

GQ Men of the Year Awards Well Played, Jenna Coleman


This is delightfully simple — the sort of thing where you could probably wear it the same way backwards and forwards without losing any oomph (surely, there’s a term for that; let’s make one up!) — and I like it on her very much:

Jenna Coleman attends the GQ Men Of The Year Award at Royal Opera House, Covent Garden in London

Except for those shoes. Those shoes are writing checks that no foot in the world can cash. Those shoes are writing checks while living in a community that subsists wholly on the barter system, and they have nothing to trade. Those shoes are about to get kicked out on their collective asses.

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GQ Men of the Year Awards Well Played: Rita Ora in Zuhair Murad


Okay, I do have to start out by acknowledging that her boob IS trying to make a break for it:

GQ Men Of The Year Awards

And yeah, it’s Sheerer Than I Would Like On A Lot of People And I’m Not Usually Into One Sleeve But…Whatever, I’m Old, Do Whatever You Want Rita Ora. It fits so nicely (other than the boob) and, well, it’s SO SPARKLY and glam and her face looks great. I’VE GONE SOFT.

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Well Played, Jess Weixler


Considering that it’s Balls Hot today (an official meteorological term) and we’re heading to New York tomorrow, where it’s ALSO going to be Balls Hot, I feel I may be reacting subconsciously to this:

'The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby' Press Junket In NYC

And my subconscious reaction is Flippy Sleeveless Sundress And Sandals YES PLEASE THANK YOU. If someone shows up in a caftan, I may not be able to control myself.

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Well Played, Uma Thurman


I just have to give it to Uma for nailing the Let’s Twirl Around In It sweepstakes.

[Photo: AKM/GSI, XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM]

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Well Played, Zoe Saldana in Preen


First of all: There are photos in which she looks far cheerier, never fear. But you can’t see her outfit in ANY OF THEM to which I have access, so smirky it is:

Zoe Saldana at the CANTINFLAS Premiere in Hollywood

The print is kind of like Collegiate Photography Show On Crack, and the dress is all Prim Schoolgirl, and it turns out that marriage is going to be one for the ages. Who knew?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Well Played, Emma Stone


I am voting yes on most things happening here, but I suspect a LOT of you will not agree, and look forward to a lively debate thereof. There are VERY cute shoes waiting for you at the end of this post. Not monstrous at all.

[Photos: Getty]

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