I’m not sure I know what to say anymore.
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I mean, I could suggest that Helena must be in the midst of living out a fanfic about a woman named Bellatrix Havisham who kidnaps Tom Riddle, imprisons him in the catacombs of France, and gets jilted on the day of her elaborate three-way wedding between them and Severus Snape because Snape and Voldemort free themselves and run off together and she’s left to perish in the flames of her own hate candles. But that feels like a cheap, crazy amalgam of every single joke I’ve ever made about one of Helena’s getups. I have no fresh material.