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Royals Round-Up, August 15th, 2014

EVERYONE is on vacation. Even the Queen. This week’s royals round-up DOES bring you some snaps from Crown Princess Mary and family’s official visit to Greenland, however, and that means one thing: fur pants on children. To make up for the paucity of royals sightings this week, I threw in some additional Harry shots from his outing this week where he was cavorting about in a slim-fitting polo and nuzzling a dog.

Also! It’s Princess Anne’s birthday. I hope she catches a MURDERER today in her own honor. Here are her archives as a celebration.

Elsewhere, I can bring you further delights:



Fugs and Fabs of the Dudes at the HFPA Banquet

It’s eye candy time.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, AKM/GSI, Pacific Coast News]


Well Played: Elle Fanning in Vivienne Westwood

She just spent all summer hanging out with Angelina Jolie, and while Angie would never wear this color — sadly — this shape feels reminiscent of Jolie’s greatest hits (in general, but also in particular), and I love it.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty]


Your Afternoon Man: David Beckham at the Beach

Out of Diet Coke? Too early for Beer O’Clock?  Hungry for the muscular stylings of a guy who clearly loves his kids? We’re here for you.

[Photos: AKM-GSI]


Well Played, Olga Kurylenko (with bonus Pierce Brosnan)

It occurs to me that I don’t know if I’ve ever heard Olga Kurylenko speak. I have never seen any of her movies — I love Casino Royale and I really love Skyfall, but somehow I missed Quantum of Solace — and for all I know, she could open her mouth and some crazy voice comes out, a la Lina Lamont in Singin’ In The Rain. But she definitely LOOKS good.

[Photos: AKM/GSI]


Fugs and Fabs: Cate Blanchett

Cate the Great (Cate the Grate? No, that’s insulting) is starring in The Maids in New York right now, and apparently the production is quite excellent, although I confess it sounds like a rather confusing play. And I say that as a person with a degree in literature who also was once the president of her high school drama club so you know I know my shit. Regardless of all that, what this really means is that she’s tromping around New York every day and we get to eyeball her outfits. Turns out she loves a bootie.

[Photos: Splash]