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Fugs and Fugs: Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea


With bonus HOLA LOVERS.

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Casual Fuggerday: The Recent Fugs and Fabs of Emmy Rossum



Let’s add a new actress to the list of People Photographed Whilst Walking Around Holding Cute Bags, shall we?

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Royals Round-Up, August 22, 2014


Have you been wondering what the royals of the world are up to? Let me tell you: NOTHING. Well, that’s not totally accurate. They’re all on vacation and none of them are leaving the house, so we are free to IMAGINE what they are doing, and obviously I have done so. In my mind, Wills and Kate have taken George to Balmoral (this part is actually true, I believe) where he has destroyed nearly every one of the Queen’s priceless Faberge eggs in his unsteady reign of toddler terror, and where Kate is despairing of ever getting to catch up on her backlog of Tatler. Charles and Camilla are knee-deep in a lengthy, summer-long gin rummy tournament, the loser of which is forced to refer to the winner as My Supreme Kissyface, in public, for the rest of the year. Anne has the groundskeeper tied up in a shed and is “questioning” him vigorously. Harry stayed home and is currently trying to figure out how to get a really shocking amount of Pimm’s out of his grandmother’s rug. In Spain, Letizia and Felipe are currently arm-wrestling (the winner gets Majorca), and over in Monaco, Sven is trying to figure out how to smuggle Charlene out of the country before the baby comes, while Charlene is researching poisons…just in case. Maxima is learning how to construct her own crazy hats, and Crown Princess Mary…hey, I have pictures of Crown Princess Mary! We KNOW what CPM was up to. THANK YOU, CROWN PRINCESS MARY. Because it’s so boring this week, I’ve thrown together The Greatest Hits Of Royals Outings This Summer. Hats! Abs! David Beckham! Wills in a scuba suit! Goats! Children! Ceremony! EDWINA! (Don’t ask me what I’m going to do next week. I’ll worry about that next week.)

NOTE: Some of these photos might pop up weirdly sized for you — that’s because of our new slideshow functionality. It will be fixed!

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Recent Fugs and Mostly Fabs: Reese Witherspoon


Let’s check in with Reese. SPOILER: She looks totally polished. I sort of wish she’d roll up to the valet in cut-offs and a coconut bra, just to shake us out of it.

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Fugs or Fabs: Serena Williams


I may have notes about the outfit she worn on Letterman, but her abs just inspired me to do 25 crunches, so thanks for that, Serena.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Rihanna


In which Rihanna takes a break at one point to pop out in jeans and a button-down to remind us all how gorgeous she is.

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Fugtrospective: The 2004 Emmy Awards


In case our look back at the 2004 VMAs did not remind you, 2004 was a time of GREAT HIDEOUSNESS. This was also an Emmy Awards that proved that one may never know where one’s next romantic interest will lie, but if you are a celebrity, he or she probably went to the Emmys with you ten years ago: Ellen Degeneres was there with her girlfriend at the time (Alexandra Hedison, who is now married to Jodie Foster), while Anne Heche was there with the dude she met whilst on tour WITH Ellen, and Portia de Rossi was likewise in the house, meaning that Ellen was in a veritable sandwich of past and future love interests; Amber Tamblyn was there, as was David Cross, and of course they are now married; Brad and Jen were there together RIGHT before their break-up and BOY can you tell from their body language; and then, of course, there was the great love affair that was Courtney Peldon and Jason Davis. Also: COURTNEY PELDON AND JASON DAVIS WERE INVITED TO THE EMMYS. Finally, this event brought with it one of the most naked displays in the history of this website. ENJOY.

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