Fug File: Photos

Well Played, Blake Lively on Vogue


I know this will be controversial, but I have to give a hand to a girl who, in an interview with Vogue, refers to her outfit something that looks as if “Sling Blade and Pocahontas had a baby.” That’s legitimately funny. (Also legitimately funny, however, is Entertainment Weekly‘s take on WTF is happening with Preserve, Blake’s GOOP.) I also think this cover look and the inside spread are extremely well-suited to Blake’s Classic American Blonde Good Looks, and, frankly, I am delighted they didn’t try anything Bizarrely Directional on her. Remember that time everyone who was on the cover looked like she’d just been electrocuted?

[Photos: Vogue]

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Royally Well-Played: Prince George, THE YEAR ONE


It is his birthday. I can only assume you’ve seen the new photos they’ve released in celebration; here’s the solo shot, and here are the snaps with Kate and William and Butterflies Precariously Clinging to Life In The Face of a Marauding Toddler. With all that new jazz out of the way, let’s take an exhaustive look back at the 3rd in line. NOW, PLEASE. THANK YOU. WHY ISN’T THERE CAKE?

(PS: If you ever find yourself wishing you could look at imperious babies demanding things politely, all of our Prince George coverage lives here.)

[Photos: Getty, Splash, Pacific Coast News]

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Fugs and Fabs: Selena Gomez


In case you missed it, we covered part of this Selena Gomez Italian Jaunt over the weekend, but I think I’ve saved the CRAZIEST for today. I hope you had a sustaining breakfast.

[Photo: AKM/GSI, Splash, Fame/Flynet]

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Fugs and Fabs: The FOX TCA Party


FOX has so many TV stars and so many of them are attractive. Thank you, FOX. PS: Diane Kruger is wearing an outfit that confounds the boundaries of space and time, just so you know.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Well Played Cover: Kristen Wiig on Elle, August 2014


I wasn’t sold on this at first — I think it’s because I prefer her as a brunette, maybe? — but I’ve come around and now I think she looks relaxed and cool in a way she rarely does on the red carpet.

[Photos: Elle]

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(Mostly) Fugs and Fabs: The Dizzy Feet Gala


While one of these women has never looked better, and a few others managed to pull it together, half of them apparently were advised to wear their most awkward satin and they agreed. NEVER AGREE TO AWKWARD SATIN.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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