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VMAs Fugs and Fabs: Ladies from Orange Is The New Black

I watched all kinds of gymnastics and swimming this weekend — Phelps beat Lochte in the hundred-meter butterfly at the Pan-Pacific Games and it made me very excited for Rio in 2016, although Ryan kind of looked like he might sink the rest of the time — and so I keep looking at Uzo Aduba, Taylor Schilling, and Laverne Cox, and imagining how they should be rearranged per a medal stand. Hint: Not in this order.

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VMAs Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Red

You’re welcome for the earworm.

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VMAs Fugs and Fabs: Nicki Minaj

Believe it or not, I think she came out ahead last night.

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VMAs Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian and the Jenners

Sometimes it looks like Kim really struggles to remember what all her face muscles can do.

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VMAs Well Played: Katy Perry

Y’all. This is the best thing Katy Perry has ever done. She Tweeted yesterday that she was going for the Best Worst Dressed list and that is EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS. She and Riff Raff here (not of Rocky Horror fame, sadly) are BRITNEY AND JUSTIN from the 2001 VMAs. This is hilarious and it is delightful, and I desperately hope there was a dance off later in the evening.

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VMAs Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus

She’s raising her hands in the air like she just don’t care… and actually, she really seriously might not.

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VMAs Fug Carpet: Taylor Swift in Mary Katrantzou

In which Taylor Swift dresses as the lining from a Da Vinci Code collection of handbags.

Oh, and if you’d like to see her performance, there is video after the jump.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Getty]
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