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NYFug.com: Superlatives from the CMTs


Including a couple people we haven’t featured yet on GFY, like the one that necessitated this comment:

Because what girl doesn’t want to look like her boobs are growing out of her shoulders?

Which artist is that? And whom else did we spotlight? Pop over to The Cut to see.

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NY Fug.com: The Best, Worst, and Craziest Looks From Cannes


In which we do a long and dishy Cannes roundup, including:

“…this loud housecoat was even more aggressively hideous than the tackiest efforts of Cannes. It’s dumpy, it’s cheap-looking — it looks like it clashes with her very soul. Certainly it chafes ours.”

To whom could we be referring? Find out, and read the rest over at The Cut!

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NY Fug.com: Met Gala Thanks For Trying


In which we applaud the people who maybe looked insane, but also MADE A FREAKING EFFORT LAST NIGHT. For example:

“We feel dirty even saying this, but Miley really turned it out in this (lined, thank you, Marc Jacobs) fishnet number. She gets bonus punk points for that crazy hair, which is like There’s Something About Mary by way of Billy Idol.”

Read it all at The Cut!

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The Met Gala Livestream Liveblog…


The livestream is happening on Vogue.com (and the Moda Operandi, Samsung, and the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s sites, in case that one doesn’t work), but our liveblog is, as always, at The Cut. JOIN US! (NOW WORKING!)

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NY Fug.com: The Evolution of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Sometimes-Chic Style


To celebrate the opening of Iron Man 3, we took a look at basically everything GOOP’s ever worn. And SOME OF IT IS INSANE. For one thing, the 90s were weird. Really weird. To wit:

 ”The shoes of the late nineties/early aughts — like the leisure suit before them — are warts on history. Our grandchildren are going to have notes.”

All that plus velvet Tom Ford For Gucci suits, nipples, more nipples, some side-butt, a LOT of tank dresses, some Brad Pitt, and generally a lot of good hair. (She gives good hair.) Read all about it at The Cut!

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NYFug.com: Best, Worst, and Weirdest of the MTV Movie Awards


In which we examine where everyone seemed to think they were actually going. To wit:

Where she thought she was going: The Council for Fashion Designers Awards (CFDAs), a.k.a., exactly the place to wear something bizarre so as to elicit the response, “Oh, but it’s so directional.”

Guess who? Plus: people who thought they were going ice-skating, time-traveling, to Eurovision, and one misplaced porn extra. Read Read Read all about it at The Cut.

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