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New York Fugshion Week: Runway Fugs and Fabs, Day 2


In fairness to Fashion Week, I do mostly pick out the crazy stuff, but only because it’s SO much more fun.

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day 2


Okay, and some celebs from Day 1. Bear with us; we’re East Coast this week and so some pictures come in after we’ve taken to our beds.

Anyway, we had a pretty great day:

– It started with a surprisingly good Project Runway finale, at which Alyssa Milano wore the abovepictured WTF. The article (and the slideshow, but only in the VERY LAST slide, so you can avoid if you want) contains mild spoilers in the form of the guest judge’s identity, descriptions of some of the eight collections, and guesses about who the finalists are, but no concrete information about that because we don’t know it. Consider yourselves warned anyway, just in case.

– We also hit up Nautica, which was full of shirtless and/or short-shorted (or both) male models, and most importantly, we talked to Dadshaw from The Carrie Diaries about what it’s like watching your TV daughter and knowing she grew up to get dumped by Post-It. There is probably something nerdy about the fact that we bypassed Colin Egglesfield and Josh Henderson to talk to Dadshaw, but I own that, and I love him now, so there.

– We ALSO saw darling of Fug Madness Zosia Mamet at Rebecca Minkoff (where Nicky Hilton was a total pill), where Janelle f’ing Monae performed live during the show and KILLED IT in impressive high-energy fashion.

– Finally, we’re pretty sure Bella Thorne thinks we’re totally stupid after we talked to her about Britney at Nicole Miller.

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New York Fugshion Week: Day One in Celebrities


Well, we both caught a norovirus on the way to New York, so it was a deeply unglamorous start to the week. But at least there were was some non-naked Klum at BCBG, Alyssa Milano being the boss at Tadashi Shoji, and some Jonai at Richard Chai.  It was SO hilarious to watch these three posing together with their matching come-hither squints. Nothing is more assured to make me go thither instead.

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NY Fug.com: Who Looked Best on the Summer Movie Circuit?


Time for perhaps my favorite column of the year. As summer draws to a close and we look forward to fall, fashion week, and awards season, it’s time to figure out which celeb won blockbuster movie season’s red carpet. Gwyneth and her side-butt? Zoe Saldana and her ice skating costume? Michael B Jordan and his infection grin?

“Mother Goop was concurrently shilling her second cookbook and a partnership with trainer Tracy Anderson. Yes, Gywneth was literally out selling her perky ass.”

Read all about it at The Cut!

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NY Fug.com: The Craziest Looks From the MTV VMAs


In which we choose ten of last night’s most cracked out get-ups, like this one:

“Because obviously what the VMAs are missing is a low-rent Gwen Stefani impersonator straight from an uncontrolled binge in the bead aisle of her local craft store. Say a prayer for the hot glue stick that died for this look’s sins.”

Read all about the poor dear — and all the other poor dears in question over at The Cut.

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NY Fug.com: Sharon Stone’s Red-Carpet Style Evolution


You guys, seriously, there’s nothing I can say other than: You REALLY have to see some of these. For example, from April, 1992:

“…while she could not have divined that American Horror Story someday would put the final nail in the Gimp-costume coffin, she did presumably have time to talk herself out of this during the 45 minutes it doubtless took to put it on.”

All that, and SO MUCH MORE at The Cut.

 

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