Fug File: Look Into Pants

The Fug Monster


I don’t know about you, but I have an unspoken list of places where I refuse to go bottoms-less: Thanksgiving dinner, my grandma’s birthday party, the subway, and so forth — places where covering my bum is both polite and hygienic.

[Photo: Splash News]

Suddenly, “baseball stadiums” have rocketed to the top of that list.

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MMVA Fug, But Also Well Played, Miley Cyrus


Let’s give credit where it is due:

[Photos: Dominic Chan/ WENN.com]

Miley looks pretty adorable here, I think: tough and sexy(ish) — she is, as we all know, only 17, so to look TOO sexy would be creepy — but also very pretty and almost polished, which is a hard line to walk. I also LOVE her new, extension-less hair. It’s so refreshing to see a celebrity who isn’t working the Barbie hair. But it was not to last, sadly. For behold what she wore for her performances:
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Fugs of a Fug Drama Queen


Or, as I like to call it, Things That Have Happened to Lindsay Since She Started Wearing A Series of Boots to Cover Her Scram Bracelet, Like We Don’t Know It’s There:

[Photo: Splash News]

A) She needed to wear a bra, while she showed off the top of her control-top pantyhose and garnered the deep concern of the cute bespectacled dude lurking behind her.

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Tales of a Teenage Drama Fug


Wow. Lilo has done the impossible:

She’s made me long for her jumpsuit.

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Fug Bites


Dear Becki Newton,

You know who else doesn’t wear pants? LINDSAY LOHAN.

IS THAT REALLY THE PATH YOU WANT TO GO DOWN?!!!???

Love,
Jessica

PS: The pilot you’re in that NBC picked for for next fall looks cute. I’m glad you’re working even if you are running about town in a long tank and a jacket.

PPS: Seriously, though, think about what I said, okay? Thanks!

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Fugber Rose


Wow. So when you see that hat, you probably don’t expect to scroll down and see the rest of this outfit, by which I mean; NOTHING.

[Photo: Splash News]

What party is Reigning Fug Madness Champion Amber Rose off to in THIS outfit? The Annual Lady Gaga Pantsless Garden Party? Capezio’s Formal Belted Leotard Launch Party? Parliament Cigarette’s Forget Your Purse, Forget Your Pants Party? And WHO ELSE WAS SUCKED IN TO ATTENDING? WHERE IS KANYE IN ALL THIS MADNESS? Please let HIM be wearing pants.

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