Fug File: Fugs

The Girl with the Fug Tattoo: Rooney Mara


Well, the good news is that her body survived the shark attack:

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Even if her tunic did not.

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Fug or Fab: Gillian Jacobs


I liked this:

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE2 Premieres in LA

Until I realized that it looked like one of those pictures where, if you stare at it long enough, the silhouette of the vase turns into a pair of profiles. And now I think it’s possible I am just BEWITCHED.

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Hot Tub Fug Machine: Collette Wolfe


Apparently it’s Troy McClure day here on GFY, by which I mean, we’re serving up people with the caveat, “You might remember [her] from…” And Collette here is in the Hot Tub Time Machine series, but she also had a part in Interstellar, and — what I go to first — a pivotal scene at the very end of Young Adult in which she’s very good.

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And the only reason I’m telling you all that is because otherwise, you would NEVER be dissuaded from thinking she won a Lindsay Lohan lookalike contest in 2007 and was still trying to live the dream.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Pre-Oscars Bulgari Party


The Oscars are Sunday, you guys — THIS SUNDAY — and the parties round-about has BEGUN.

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Royally Played, The Duchess of Cambridge in Max Mara and Seraphine


Two events for Kate today, one outfit for us to ogle. The first outing, she popped by the Emma Bridgewater factory, where mugs and plates and whatnot are made. (You remember that Bridgewater designed a mug to benefit a children’s hospice, which is one of Kate’s charities. I believe today is the first day that those are up for pre-order.) She also met kids from hospice while she was there, and looked at china, and made a plate, and ergo learned about plate-making, and then she popped over to another children’s charity (this one supports neglected and vulnerable children in the UK), where she also hung out with those kids. In other words: There are very cute children involved with today’s shenanigans, which I always appreciate. Additionally: You may have seen that earlier in the week, she released a PSA about the importance of seeking mental health care for children if they need it. Kate is all about blue patterned dresses right now, apparently. And coats ALWAYS COATS.

ALSO: Most of you probably know this, but because I know there are those of you who only pop by for royals coverage: You can download and read the first seven chapters of our forthcoming novel, The Royal We, FOR FREE as of yesterday! Given the subject matter, and that you’re reading this post right now, it may be to your liking? We really hope so.

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Writer’s Guild Awards Fug or Fab: Keira Knightley


First of all, I didn’t realize until too late that she’s totally caught mid-sentence here, and now we’re stuck with that. Sorry, Keira.

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This is yet another one of those dresses where I look at it and think, “I really shouldn’t like this — it’s got a mourning bib attached — AND YET.” There needs to be a word for that, don’t you think? When you like something against all odds? Let’s call it The Kellan Lutz. Because I’m Lutzing this hell out of this. There’s the aforementioned bib, and the sleeves are a bit twee, and the whole thing is so spring-y, AND STILL I look at her and think, “Keira looks nice.” In the interest of full disclosure, the arctic blast that is New York at the moment may have frozen my generally warm Californian brain. Shall we retire to the comments and discuss?

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