Fug File: Fugs

Fugs and Fines: Midriffs at the Elle Women In Music Party


Well, it’s not a TON of midriffs. But they’re there. Winking at us. Wanting us to talk about our feelings. Let’s oblige.

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It’s A Fug, Fug World: Brad Goreski


It’s okay, Brad.

You don’t have to be lonely with FarmersOnly.com.

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Fugson’s Creek: Katie Holmes in Zac Posen


Her face says, “I know,. I KNOW. Let’s just get through this.”

Her evil satin hell-clot of a dress says, “HA! SUCKER. #TeamJen.”

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Beijing Film Fugstival: Zhang Ziyi


Usually, an outfit is felled by its LACK of pants:

But this one, unfortunately, has fallen victim to supreme overconfidence in them. She is a beautiful, ageless lady, and those pants are at least sixty-five and well on their way to collecting Social Security. And if the Everest-size pleats haven’t completely ruined this for you, then the stripper platforms can bat clean-up.

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Zosia Fugmet


La Mamet is BACK:

And she’s performing her usual alchemy. Separately, most of this is probably totally fine — I even LIKE the wackadoo demi-paisley pants — and yet something about the way she puts the ingredients together bakes up the weirdest fug souffle. Here’s hoping she keeps her secret recipe to herself.

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Well Played, Brandy


And now, after that last monstrosity, here is your palate-cleanser:

Not sure I LOVE the shoes with it, but they’re not nude, so I won’t complain. The rest of it is ADORABLE. She apparently didn’t get the memo that wearing actual fabric is so 2009, and THANK GOD FOR THAT. Nobody should get that memo. Burn that memo. I HATE that memo.

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