Fug File: Fugs

How I Fugged Your Father: Greta Gerwig in Chanel


I almost did a “Fug or Fab” with this, but then I decided I’m mad at it.

A cute candy-pink tweedy thing could be so fun, especially with that purse. But the shoes are a putty-colored punt, he rmakeup reads messy, and the frock itself looks like it got run through the washer and dryer by mistake, and came out all distorted and unspooled. So basically, the only component of this outfit that showed up and did its best was the purse. And so I shall sue her for custody.

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Fugs and Fines: Midriffs at the Elle Women In Music Party


Well, it’s not a TON of midriffs. But they’re there. Winking at us. Wanting us to talk about our feelings. Let’s oblige.

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It’s A Fug, Fug World: Brad Goreski


It’s okay, Brad.

You don’t have to be lonely with FarmersOnly.com.

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Fugson’s Creek: Katie Holmes in Zac Posen


Her face says, “I know,. I KNOW. Let’s just get through this.”

Her evil satin hell-clot of a dress says, “HA! SUCKER. #TeamJen.”

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Beijing Film Fugstival: Zhang Ziyi


Usually, an outfit is felled by its LACK of pants:

But this one, unfortunately, has fallen victim to supreme overconfidence in them. She is a beautiful, ageless lady, and those pants are at least sixty-five and well on their way to collecting Social Security. And if the Everest-size pleats haven’t completely ruined this for you, then the stripper platforms can bat clean-up.

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Zosia Fugmet


La Mamet is BACK:

And she’s performing her usual alchemy. Separately, most of this is probably totally fine — I even LIKE the wackadoo demi-paisley pants — and yet something about the way she puts the ingredients together bakes up the weirdest fug souffle. Here’s hoping she keeps her secret recipe to herself.

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