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Royals Round-Up, April 24th, 2015

Get ready! We’ve got Harry and haircuts and horse races waiting for you, as the wait for Baby Cambridge Two continues.

As a gentle reminder, The Royal We is currently on sale for $9.99, if you are a reader of e-books. Allow me to link you up:

- It’s a Kindle Select Pick, which means that you can get it for your Kindle here

- You can get it on iBooks here and read it on your phone or iPad.

- If you have a Nook, it’s ALSO $9.99 on Ye Old Nooke here.

- If you do your e-book-reading on Kobo, you can get it for $9.99 here.

We also have a Facebook page for the book, where you will be able to get easy updates on signings and events and whatnots, if that’s your jam.

ELSEWHERE, please enjoy the following royals-related bits and bobs:



Fug The Show: Wolf Hall Recap, “Anna Regina”

In which I realize I cannot TOTALLY follow the passage of time on this show; one of the great lady villains of Tudor-related Historical Fiction appears; there’s a Protestent flash mob; a dude gets tossed into the Tower and burned at the stake; and Call-Me-Risley makes a brief but very well-accessorized appearance.


Recent Fugs and Fabs: Kate Mara (with Michael B Jordon, Jamie Bell, and Miles Teller)

After nine years covering Fashion Week, I’ve had brief interactions with a variety of people, which makes it easy for me to make snap judgements about them that I then pass on to you. Like, every time we’ve ever spoken to Rose McGowan, she has been AWESOME and is a total hoot (and is completely smart, so any time y’all worry about her because she’s wearing something wacky on her head, I feel confident in saying that I think she’s just a delicious eccentric).  Alexa Joel is ALSO a delight. Anna Chlumsky is THE BEST. And Kate Mara was ALSO lovely and smart and likeable, so I am happy that she’s getting to stand around in a variety of outfits next to the likes of Michael B Jordon and Miles Teller.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]


Fug It Up: Bella Thorne

I’ll be honest, I often try to dance around Bella Thorne in the hope that Jessica will tackle her first. Because I never have much to say about her other than, “Sigh.”

The 7th Annual Shorty Awards - Arrivals And Pre-Show

Sigh, and yikes, and a dash of yeeeesh. I suppose I should be grateful for the tube top’s presence, but I might resent the laced satin remainder so much that it’s hard to count my blessings. It could be WORSE, but that’s still a pretty low bar.

What’s next may actually BE worse:

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Scrolldown Fug: Karolina Kurkova in Oscar de la Renta

And we’re walking, we’re walking, we’re walking…

karolina kurkova

… and we’re stopping. So hard. Those pants bring me to such a screeching halt that I can smell the burnt rubber.

[Photo: Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Time 100 Gala

Nearly everyone wore black to this event. Do we think they’re just saving the big guns for the Met Gala in a week and a half? Here’s hoping.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]