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Royals Round-Up, November 26, 2014


We’ve got a premature Royals Round-Up this week, because Heather and I are about to kick off our Thanksgiving holiday and thus today is like our Friday. Never fear, we’ve still got plenty to discuss!

– First of all, in case you missed it, Kate had an event yesterday, to which a red dress and a jaunty ponytail were worn. There was ALSO a giant tea pot (sadly, it was not Mrs Potts). (If you want to buy the mugs in that post, as was discussed in the comments, you can sign up to be notified when they go on sale here.)

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[Photos: Getty, Splash, Rui Vieira/PA Wire]

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WTF: Rita Ora


I seriously am not even sure what all these layers ARE:

Kate Moss and Rita Ora party at The Scotch Club in London

She kind of looks like a character in a Lifetime movie set in the 80s who got rumbled out of the home of the man with whom she’s having an affair by his angry wife, and didn’t really have time to put everything BACK ON before she left. But I think we can all agree that, regardless, the sheer Madonna gloves are really pulling this whole thing together.

[Photo: Splash]

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WTF: The Recent !!??!!!s of Bai Ling


I think she’s officially BACK. Whether or not this qualifies as “better than ever” probably depends on your personal definition of “better.”

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, AKM/GSI]

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Almost Fugmous: Kate Hudson


This is totally, “OH SHIT I have to be at this event at six p.m., not eight p.m!”

Goldie Hawn's Inaugural "Love In For Kids" Benefit

She just got out of the makeup artists chair and LEFT, not even bothering to remove her protective smock. “I can make this work,” she muttered to herself as she got in the car. “I’m Kate Hudson.”

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Royally Played: The Duchess of Cambridge in Katherine Hooker


No coat! It must be temperate in England today for Kate to be out in just her shirtsleeves. (Dress sleeves?) Anyway, despite not getting to indulge in coat porn, this pleases me. And it’s because I just realized, as I type, that I own basically this exact dress, although mine is really old from J Crew and What Would Kate Do? tells me this is bespoke Katherine Hooker (presumably bespoke because Room Needed to be Made for The Royal Fetus?). Whatever. We’re basically the same.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]

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Fug or Fab: Reese Witherspoon in Self Portrait


According to the step-and-repeat behind Reese here, this event was partially sponsored by Roberto Cavalli. I wonder if they sent her something and her stylist had to write back and be like, “you guys, come on. You know you are not on brand for Reese,” and their PR people were like, “yeah, yeah, we know. It was worth a shot?” and then everyone planned when they were going to get cocktails.

This is what she ended up wearing, regardless:

Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon

I’m kind of into it, although it does remind me of an incredibly formal screen door.

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