Fug File: Fug or Fab

Fug or Fun: Jessica Biel in Chanel


I went with “fug or fun” as the header here because while I don’t think this is a full-on Well Played, it’s at least incredibly cheerful:

Jessica Biel

It’s separates, and I think I’d have liked them better if she’d, say, paired the shirt with some skinny pants, or tucked a crisp white shirt of some ilk into the skirt. When you put them together it starts to feel a little dated to me, like she bought them at some dusty old store in the mall called Zazzy. However, three cheers for the fact that she’s in a completely kid-friendly ensemble at a kid-based event at her kid-based restaurant. And also for the shoes. Never forget to applaud a well-deployed blue shoe.

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Fug or Fab: Elizabeth Olsen in Alexander McQueen


I feel like this is basically Well Played, and I’m not entirely sure why I’m even tossing it up in the air, other than just a general air of being an indecisive human:

FAMEFLYNET - Celebrities Attend The Premiere Of Captain America Civil War In London

Is it because it feels very slightly Nightgown Bridal, and I might wish it were a color? (It’s also very slightly wrinkled, but what is she gonna do? Girlfriend isn’t a robot. AS FAR AS I KNOW.) Maybe? Maybe not. One thing I AM sure of it that her lipstick rules.

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Jane the Fuggin: Gina Rodriguez in Bibhu Mohapatra at the Time 100 Gala


I wish this were on backwards.

Gina Rodriguez

That way, her poor chest wouldn’t be so compromised by the black leather honeycomb sitting above it – which is a very cool, geometric piece of flair that belongs on the rear side of a gown so that I don’t have to gripe about its lack of mammarial respect. Please nobody tell me what the back is actually doing. I want to ride this illusion that flipping it around will solve everything. It’s a Hump Day miracle, etc.

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Fug or Fab: Lena Dunham


First of all, I really like how Lena’s hair is growing out, in general, and I sort of wish I could get mine to do this. I MIGHT be able to, but it’s an experiment I am scared to undertake. Second, I just remembered I owned a dress in exactly this pattern in fifth grade, which is why I think I’m looking on it so fondly:

2016 Matrix Awards - Arrivals

It’s very slightly Watercolor Bridesmaid, I suspect it looked better in person, and I would have worn a green shoe, but overall, I appreciate this Ladylike 80s jam she’s got simmering. (PS: do not, under any circumstances, try Ladylike 80s Jam on toast.)

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Fug or Fab: Kerry Washington in Dolce & Gabbana


So, I’m writing this on very little sleep — we just got back from the UK, which I was distraught to leave and return to my boring apartment which does not have any historical turrets, nor anywhere to get tea from anyone other than my own self — but something about this feels incredibly cheery to me:

> on April 25, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California.

It might slightly veer into Gift Bag World, but it’s one of those gift bags you would SAVE and reuse with pleasure, and that’s certainly saying something.

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Fug or Fab: Kate Beckinsale


Let us begin with the shoes, for they are glorious, although they also look HELLA PAINFUL for Kate’s feet:

Kate Beckinsale at The 17th Annual Newport Beach Film Festival

I like to think that she tottered in wearing these, showed them off, accepted compliments, and then snuck into the ladies and put on the slippers she knicked from her hotel, here in Newport Beach. Although she has no way to conceal them if she does that:

Kate Beckinsale at The 17th Annual Newport Beach Film Festival

I don’t even know, you guys. On one hand. the colors of the skirt and the shoes are very pretty together, and I can understand why you’d go to an event in Newport if you’re based in Los Angeles, since it’s close and pretty and you probably get to stay in a very nice hotel on the ocean. On the other, I am becoming concerned that she is turning into a wax figure of herself, and that wax figure is confused by shirts.

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Fug or Fab: Suki Waterhouse


Stars Attend The Magnum Event In London

In which Suki Waterhouse perhaps takes her affection for the poncho one step too far.

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