Fug File: Fug or Fab

I’ll Be There Fug You: Jennifer Aniston in Saint Laurent


It doesn’t feel like SHE particularly cared about this, does it?

Jennifer Aniston

It’s a serviceable black blazer and a sparkly boob shelf. It’s basically date night gear for when you feel bloated. And it makes her look hunched and slouchy — and, for someone who seems a little sensitive about her iconic hair, her current cut isn’t doing it for me. It seems tired. Maybe all of her is tired. I have seen WAY WORSE, but I have also been way more inspired.

Speaking of which, for all the hype around it, I wasn’t that impressed with the reunion of the Lady Friends on Jimmy Kimmel. It was predicated on one of those frustrating bits where you know the actor isn’t actually surprised to be presented with this oddball thing to do, but prolongs the ruse for ages… and ages… and ages… and the whole thing became about Jennifer Aniston complaining that Kimmel’s Friends fan-fic was bad and making faces and rolling her eyes, which is what she was clearly ASKED to do, but… zzz. What did you think, Fair Fug Nation? Was it a wasted segment? Did it make you want a real Friends reunion? Personally, I’m not sure I really NEED one, because it might bum me out if it didn’t WORK. And as much as I think Matt LeBlanc is a silver fox now, I think Joey Tribbiani needs to stay forever young.

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Fug or Fab: Lea Michele in Narciso Rodriguez


I’m as half-and-half on this dress as it is.

Lea Michele in Narciso Rodriguez at Variety Women In Film 2014

I want to love the unusual combination of patterns, but I can’t escape the nagging feeling that she just wrapped a very pretty sarong around her bathing suit — as if she’s due at the party in the Van Pluvinel cabana, of the Massachusetts Van Pluvinels, but she knows she won’t bother staying very long because the passed apps are always so underwhelming and there is never enough ice.

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Emmys Fug or Fab Carpet: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting


 

I am, as regular readers know, VERY SUSCEPTIBLE to pink and red together. I just love it. It’s like a big old Valentine ON YOUR BODY. And thus I think she may have talked me into this. Do you want to talk me OUT of it?

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Emmys Fug or Fab: Robin Wright


I don’t totally understand why Robin Wright didn’t walk the red carpet at the Emmys. She was nominated for House of Cards, and, not for nothing, when you get free clothes from a designer, I tend to think all they want from you are some photographs that can show up in magazines or on the Internet. Thank God for Instagram, I guess; maybe they made this deal and everyone was happy.

Then again, maybe she didn’t love this, and so she kept it severe with her makeup and didn’t really mess with things like accessories or even a proper hem. The thing is, while the jumpsuit has issues, it’s also very clean and crisp and she ALMOST really sells it from the front. But the back throws things a bit:
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Emmys Fug or Fab Weekend: Claire Danes


 

I have to confess that I have NO IDEA what is even happening anymore — the VMAs were Sunday, the Emmys last night, and we also had a book deadline yesterday, so I have entered a world where there is ONLY TYPING and I think my butt has gone numb (seriously. I am going to buy compression shorts in hopes of keeping blood running to my ass) and perhaps SO IS MY MIND, which is why I think I kind of like this now. Just tell me how I feel, okay?

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Emmy Awards Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani


I really liked this when she stopped by E!, but now that I’m seeing it from different angles, I’m questioning everything I thought was true.

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