Fug File: Fug or Fab

Fug or Fine: Kim Kardashian


The sad thing is, this might not have been ALL bad if it had fit…

kim kardashian

… and if she had put ANY EFFORT INTO IT AT ALL beyond putting some serum in her hair and contouring the bejeezus out of her face. You cannot be your own best accessory when you walk around with the ocular glaze of a zombie. At LEAST add a bracelet.

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

react:

Fug or Fab: Olivia Wilde


First, I accidentally IDed her as “Olivia Pope,” and then “Olivia Munn.” I guess it WAS time for Olivia Wilde to get back out there.

[Photos: Getty]

react:

Unfug or Fab: Marion Cotillard


As usual, Marian Cotillard isn’t doing anything much to her face — just sorta letting it be there, without much makeup, hoping its natural charms will save the day as they so often do.

marian cotillard piaf exhibit

It might be working? The top and the pants don’t seem to have much relevance to one another, except that… I don’t know what else you DO with that shirt. She’s making the pegged pin-stripes look about as sensible as can be expected on a living human; the shoes are supposed to be the period at the end of the sartorial sentence, but they bring me more to a screeching halt than a full stop. Maybe I hate them generally; maybe it’s just here. Or maybe I am already behind the times once more, and in six months I will be ALL ABOUT reliving the hooves of the ’90s, just as everyone else is moving onto something else old-as-new. So you tell me: Is this so very Frenchly casual-chic, or is it in need of some editing?

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photo: Getty]

react:

MTV Movie Awards Fug or Fab: Shailene Woodley in Isabel Marant


This is the moment where I lose faith in all the math that I ever learned, because if Shailene Woodley can take those pants and toss them in here and add them up into something I don’t hate, then how can I trust 1 + 1 = 2 anymore?

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photos: Getty]

react:

Fug or Fab: AnnaSophia Robb


I literally almost typed, “AnnaNicole Smith,” which is ONLY a statement of how zonked I am this week, and not at all a judgement on ASR, who is adorable and whenever I have interviewed her, has been DELIGHTFUL:

"Gigi" Broadway Opening Night - Arrivals And Curtain Call

To the point where I am tempted to give her a pass on this outfit. Yes, I know it’s a black lace cape attached to her cocktail dress, and it’s potentially a bit over the Wacky Line, but do I not always say that MORE people ought to wear MORE capes ALL OF THE TIME? I do. And ergo, I have to embrace this.  CAPES FOR ALL.

What about you?

[Photo: Getty]

react:

Well Played and Fug or Fab Weekend: Zendaya


First of all, she does NOT need a bracelet:

Zendaya-Kids-Choice-DKNY

Second: I love this DKNY number on her. It’s so bright and sunny and youthful and slightly off-kilter, but it’s also elegant and smart on her, in all senses of the word. (I don’t know if I’m in love with her Modified Dorothy Hamill Hair, but because my actual reaction to it was SUCH an Old Bag thing to say — namely, “I wish I could see more of her pretty face!” — I’m just going to stop while we are all ahead.)

That was on Saturday night. On Sunday, she went out to the I Heart Radio Awards (so many awards show, so little time), with totally different hair. And a new outfit, obviously:

Read More

react: