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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Cher Bracket, Part 2


[Before we start: I forgot to do a bracket reflecting the winners of the first two rounds, so here is a PDF you can view or download: Fug_Madness_bracket_2015_sweet16. Then on Sunday, when we finalize the Sweet Sixteen Results, I'll update it again, and so on and so forth. So you can keep track even if you didn't fill out a bracket yourself. Sorry there isn't a JPEG, but honestly, I find the PDFs easier to read (and my browser lets me read them without downloading, so hopefully yours does too). Okay! Back to our show. -H]

No. 2 JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. No. 14 KEKE PALMER

This one is going to be close. J Lo has MORE, but what Keke has is STRONG.

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part One


No. 3 JESSIE J vs. No. 7 KENDALL JENNER

Everyone thinks it’s Kim’s year, but here comes little sis, storming her way through the bracket in her first eligible season. Can she knock out another perennial contender?

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Charo Bracket, Part 1


No. 1 RITA ORA vs. No. 4 IGGY AZALEA

Oh, man. This one could be CLOSE.

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Part 1


No. 2 MILEY CYRUS vs. No. 3 CHARLI XCX

Or as I like to call this matchup: MY EYES!!!!!!

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Cher Bracket, Part 1


No. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 13 KATE WALSH

AT LAST, Kim may have meet a competitor who will give her SOME push-back in her laser-focused march toward Total Fug Domination.

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Fug Madness 2015: Round Two Results


No rest for the fuggers: The Sweet 16 comes your way Thursday and Friday, and now that voting is closed, we can reveal who’s forging ahead into the next round.

This is the bracket whose lower seeds scored some epic upsets.

No. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 13 KATE WALSH (Thursday)

For some reason, even though Kate Walsh was my hot upset pick to make it this far, I didn’t actually DO THAT on my own bracket. DUMB. I don’t know if she has the mojo to topple the House of Kards, which has run roughshod through the competition — most recently dispatching Jena Malone and her panty dress with a massive 93 percent of the vote.

No. 2 JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. No. 14 KEKE PALMER (Friday)

In real life J.Lo would probably eat her alive and then pick her teeth with Keke’s bones. In fake life… it might be a tight figh

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