Two rounds of Fug Madness matchups are in the books, and we’re down to our final sixteen. So far, Rooney Mara (1), Lady Gaga (2), Diane Kruger (3) and Rihanna (4) are the biggest dominoes to fall. None of them made it to the Sweet 16 despite their high seedings; the likes of Emily Ratajkowski, Kanye West, Chloe Sevigny, and most surprisingly Serayah were enough to kick them all to the curb.
Click to view and/or print the bracket as it stands, with the Sweet 16 playing out today and tomorrow, and then the Elite Eight doing battle on Monday and Tuesday of next week. We have three KardJenners left in the group. Four, if you kount Kanye. Which feels right. Listen, we can’t pretend they ALL don’t exist, or else it would be a Fug Madness of LIES. And if Kim and Kylie can get by this week’s opponents, they’ll face off in the Elite Eight. So the herd is thinning. Trust.