Sometimes Fug Nation likes to vote through so-called Gleeful Fug. Be careful what you wish for: Behold, a battle of two happy fuggers. Experience the whiplash of a large slice of their collected works and then vote your conscience.
As Heather pointed out on Saturday, this worked out nicely: It’s Ye’s lady versus Jay’s. I feel like Beyonce and Jay Z spend a LOT of their time complaining about how Kanye has made them Kardashian-adjacent. I, in fact, just read that they are considering not attending the Kimye nuptials because they don’t want to end up on KUWTK, which — let’s be real — they TOTALLY WOULD. Kris Jenner will force E! to use two seconds of half-hearted footage of Beyonce wishing Kim an anemic best on her wedding day. That said, I think they should suck it up and go — Kanye is (allegedly) their friend, and sometimes you have to agree to let E! cameras film you pretend to be happy for your friend when you attend his ridic Versailles wedding.
Bag may have lost to Lady Gaga, but Bag Owner lives on:
I am endlessly amused that we’ve never seen her carry that again. Poor North is going to have nightmares about that bag, I fear. And Kim may have PTSD from the stages of her pregnancy where Kanye was (allegedly) refusing to let her wear maternity clothes and forced her to go out in the likes of this: