Fug File: Fug Madness

Fug Madness 2014 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Bottom Half


(2) JESSIE J vs. (11) JESSICA WHITE

I adore this fight.

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Jessie J (66%, 3,777 Votes)
  • Jessica White (34%, 1,953 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,728

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Fug Madness Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Bottom Half


(2) RITA ORA vs. (11) VANESSA HUDGENS

Sometimes Fug Nation likes to vote through so-called Gleeful Fug. Be careful what you wish for: Behold, a battle of two happy fuggers. Experience the whiplash of a large slice of their collected works and then vote your conscience.

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Rita Ora (69%, 4,082 Votes)
  • Vanessa Hudgens (31%, 1,823 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,905

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Fug Madness 2014: Round Two RESULTS and Sweet Sixteen Preview


The No. 1 seeds are all still in play, but there are a whopping seven double-digit-ranked players alive. It’s about to get real in the Sweet Sixteen. Here’s the updated bracket:

And click through to read the Round Two winners and their opponents. Hint: There’s a Battle of the Jessicas:

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Fug Madness 2014, Round Two: Madonna Bracket, Top Half


 

(1) LADY GAGA vs. (9) SOLANGE

I assume Gaga is relieved she wasn’t bested by an inanimate object. The being said, I feel like in many ways, Lady Gaga IS an inanimate object:

She’s a painting!

She’s a….yeah, I actually have no idea what this is:

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Fug Madness 2014, Round Two: Charo Bracket, Bottom Half


Jump to: Paula Patton vs. Julianne Hough · Fug Madness FAQ
 

(2) KATY PERRY vs. (7) HEIDI KLUM 

Heidi has had a better year than in the past, but it’s a mark of her damnable oeuvre that a better year still includes this:

How has she not been on Dancing With The Stars yet? I mean, she’s probably too close to being an ACTUAL star, but she’s certainly dressing like she has a cha-cha inside her just begging to run free.

Also begging to run free:

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Fug Madness 2014, Round Two: Bjork Bracket, Top Half


 

(1) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (8) BEYONCE

As Heather pointed out on Saturday, this worked out nicely: It’s Ye’s lady versus Jay’s. I feel like Beyonce and Jay Z spend a LOT of their time complaining about how Kanye has made them Kardashian-adjacent. I, in fact,  just read that they are considering not attending the Kimye nuptials because they don’t want to end up on KUWTK, which — let’s be real — they TOTALLY WOULD. Kris Jenner will force E! to use two seconds of half-hearted footage of Beyonce wishing Kim an anemic best on her wedding day. That said, I think they should suck it up and go — Kanye is (allegedly) their friend, and sometimes you have to agree to let E! cameras film you pretend to be happy for your friend when you attend his ridic Versailles wedding.

ANYWAY.

Bag may have lost to Lady Gaga, but Bag Owner lives on:

I am endlessly amused that we’ve never seen her carry that again. Poor North is going to have nightmares about that bag, I fear.  And Kim may have PTSD from the stages of her pregnancy where Kanye was (allegedly) refusing to let her wear maternity clothes and forced her to go out in the likes of this:

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