(10) SARAH PAULSON vs. (14) MADONNA:
One of these two is about to get consciously uncoupled from this thing.
Whose fug reigns supreme?
Total Voters: 4,763
(2) JESSIE J vs. (11) JESSICA WHITE
I adore this fight.
Total Voters: 5,728
(2) RITA ORA vs. (11) VANESSA HUDGENS
Sometimes Fug Nation likes to vote through so-called Gleeful Fug. Be careful what you wish for: Behold, a battle of two happy fuggers. Experience the whiplash of a large slice of their collected works and then vote your conscience.
Total Voters: 5,905
The No. 1 seeds are all still in play, but there are a whopping seven double-digit-ranked players alive. It’s about to get real in the Sweet Sixteen. Here’s the updated bracket:
And click through to read the Round Two winners and their opponents. Hint: There’s a Battle of the Jessicas:
(1) LADY GAGA vs. (9) SOLANGE
I assume Gaga is relieved she wasn’t bested by an inanimate object. The being said, I feel like in many ways, Lady Gaga IS an inanimate object:
She’s a painting!
She’s a….yeah, I actually have no idea what this is:
(2) KATY PERRY vs. (7) HEIDI KLUM
Heidi has had a better year than in the past, but it’s a mark of her damnable oeuvre that a better year still includes this:
How has she not been on Dancing With The Stars yet? I mean, she’s probably too close to being an ACTUAL star, but she’s certainly dressing like she has a cha-cha inside her just begging to run free.
Also begging to run free: