Just in time for the holidays, Freaky Fug Friday is back!
THE TASK: Doesn’t Noomi Rapace here look like the world’s most glamorous witch? Please invent the title of the autobiography that this woman would write.
THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on Monday.
THE PRIZE: Yay, this is exciting! We have five autographed copies of the newest book by Amy Spalding, Ink Is Thicker Than Water. What is this fine book about, I hear you wondering. Per Amazon: “For Kellie Brooks, family has always been a tough word to define. Combine her hippie mom and tattooist stepdad, her adopted overachieving sister, her younger half brother, and her tough-love dad, and average Kellie’s the one stuck in the middle, overlooked and impermanent. When Kellie’s sister finally meets her birth mother and her best friend starts hanging with a cooler crowd, the feeling only grows stronger. But then she reconnects with Oliver, the sweet and sensitive college guy she had a near hookup with last year. Oliver is intense and attractive, and she’s sure he’s totally out of her league. But as she discovers that maybe intensity isn’t always a good thing, it’s yet another relationship she feels is spiraling out of her control. It’ll take a new role on the school newspaper and a new job at her mom’s tattoo shop for Kellie to realize that defining herself both outside and within her family is what can finally allow her to feel permanent, just like a tattoo.” Sounds good, right? I’m starting it tonight, and I can’t wait to read it. Get to writing, and win one for yourself (or for a friend)!