Fug File: Crotchtacular

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Rated Fug

I admit, I am dying to know what RiRi is talking about here:

Perhaps the amount of gin she had to give Liza With a Z before Ms Minnelli allowed her to raid her closet in order to borrow this particular ensemble?



I just wrote this whole post about a picture of Amy Winehouse, and then I realized I needed to put the photo itself after a jump because, in addition to not being safe for those of you with a sensitive aesthetic sensibility, nor is it safe for work.

BEWARE. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU. (Also: you’ve seen worse so don’t be TOO scared. I mean, a little fear is good. Invigorating, even. But we’re not talking a trip to Downstairs Ladyville. It’s not THAT NSFW. But it is PRETTY unsafe for…oh, just make sure your boss isn’t standing behind you and look.)
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Jamelia here apparently attended this premiere with 50 Cent, since a lot of the photos show them wrapped around each other.

Based on the length of that skirt, though, I wonder if their public coupling was more of a high-concept Halloween costume in which they are, jointly, a fifty-cent hooker.


Fug Open

Look, I love Serena Williams. I just do. During Outburstgate at the US Open, I just kind of wanted to grab her and ask her what she was thinking, point out that the only really advisable way to emulate John McEnroe is by playing excellent tennis, and then hug her and go take her out for a beer with Kim Clijsters, who also probably really needed one.  HOWEVER. What I do not love is:

THAT is a SHIRT. Or — and this just occurred to me — it is a very formal tennis dress, in which case I cannot wait to see her play in those shoes.


Fug or Fab or Fug or Fab: Sophia Bush

Our girl Sophia Bush has been out and about a lot the last couple of days, handily illustrating the thrill of sartorial victory and the agony of its defeat.

This one, I think, is a win:

Does she look like the world’s sexiest referee? Maybe, although she was smart to leave her whistle at home. But she also looks sort of modern and graphic and curvy — frankly, I think this works, although I’m concerned that her shoes are brown. Surely that’s just craziness on my part, however, yes? Brown shoes would be foolishness at the level of the fact that last night’s One Tree Hill involved NO MALE SHIRTLESSNESS. Considering that this is the first time that has EVER happened on that show, let’s just say….I am concerned. Also, I’d like to take this moment to officially thank the OTH crew for casting Hot Hot Robert Buckley as Nathan’s Generally Shirtless Troubled Manwhore Agent With a Heart of Gold and MYSTERIOUS PAST.  I’d also like to share that when I originally wrote that sentence, I accidentally left out the word “Agent,” and I admit that I would also watch THAT show.

Anyway, further craziness on Sophia’s part, however, is amply demonstrated by THIS:
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