Fug File: Crotchtacular

Grammys Fug or Fab: Beyonce


I am sure of one thing: I like Beyonce better with darker hair.

And I like her dress THEORECTICALLY: the texture is really interesting, even if it sort of matches the texturing on my bath towels and thus all I can think of when I look at her hem is how I need to re-grout my tub. But that’s not Beyonce’s fault. However, I must admit that I am finding the color a bit, as Tyra would put it, wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. On the other hand, at least it’s not white: three awards shows in, and I am already sick of people showing up in bridal white. The Oscars may render me comatose.

Like many of the nominees, Beyonce changed multiple times over the course of the evening. I have to say, I kind of liked the rest of her wardrobe. TO WIT:

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Grammys Fug Universe: Lady Gaga


I just told Heather that I don’t know if I possess the right words — or enough of them — to describe the cornucopia of looks paraded by one Miss Lady Gaga last night. (She’s Miss Gaga, because I might get nasty.) I swear, I might just devolve into strings of adjectives. For example:

This is…futuristic prom rave murder sparkle cable installation.

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Fugmerican Fug


When I saw this picture in thumbnail format, I admit that I truly believed Tara Reid was wearing a dress, rather than a shirt:

Let us all give MASSIVE THANKS to ALL POSSIBLE DEITIES that I am blind.

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FugFugFugFug, Fugsip Fugl


SEE? THIS IS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM.

HOW MUCH LOUDER DO I HAVE TO YELLLLLL?
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Rated Fug


I admit, I am dying to know what RiRi is talking about here:

Perhaps the amount of gin she had to give Liza With a Z before Ms Minnelli allowed her to raid her closet in order to borrow this particular ensemble?

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Fughab


I just wrote this whole post about a picture of Amy Winehouse, and then I realized I needed to put the photo itself after a jump because, in addition to not being safe for those of you with a sensitive aesthetic sensibility, nor is it safe for work.

BEWARE. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU. (Also: you’ve seen worse so don’t be TOO scared. I mean, a little fear is good. Invigorating, even. But we’re not talking a trip to Downstairs Ladyville. It’s not THAT NSFW. But it is PRETTY unsafe for…oh, just make sure your boss isn’t standing behind you and look.)
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Fugelia


Jamelia here apparently attended this premiere with 50 Cent, since a lot of the photos show them wrapped around each other.

Based on the length of that skirt, though, I wonder if their public coupling was more of a high-concept Halloween costume in which they are, jointly, a fifty-cent hooker.

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