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Casual Fuggerday: Coats Coats Coats


I miss chilly New York already, although it’s a HUGE money-savings to live in LA because I can’t indulge my outerwear fetish.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at London Fashion Week


Let’s put a bow on this sucker and move on to Milan.

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Casual Fuggerday: January Jones


Other than the sleeve length, I DO at least like the coat.

The outfit underneath looks like she’s picking up shifts as a cater-waiter between Mad Men seasons — seriously, if any of that cost more than $20, she should feel robbed. But I guess that’s why the fashion gods invented coats. Warmth, schwarmth; it’s so we can hide on laundry day.

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I Love You Like A Fug Song Baby


I remember when high-waisted jeans came back around in, what, 2005? And I was screaming myself hoarse about the crimes they commit against a person’s groin. They are a pelvic prison. And then they disappeared. AND THEN.

Selena Gomez has found a pair, and wore them to an audition. I hope this was for a Lifetime movie about that time Fergie wet herself on-stage in high-waisted shorts, and Selena was going for abdominal verisimilitude. Otherwise, I can’t think of why anyone would want to do that to themselves. Here’s a closer look:

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Casual Fuggerday: Rihanna


I’ve decided Rihanna needs new hair. She hasn’t looked all that stoked by the long ‘do she’s sporting right now, although to be fair to this picture, I ALSO hardly ever look stoked when I’m walking through a parking lot.

Maybe she is just second-guessing wearing a ridiculous faux-Varsity jacket that looks like it was cut for Shaquille O’Neal. I’ve always thought that once you’re outside high school — or maybe college if you were on an NCAA team, I guess — it was weird to wear anything resembling one of these, and a version with Elephantitis of the Trunk is not doing anything to convince me otherwise.

It’s also super-branded on the back:

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Casual Fuggerday: Rita Ora


For a hot second I thought this was an actual bathrobe.

I have now revised my thinking to “hooded sweatshirt and white skirt.” But I pondered that way longer than I should’ve had to, Rita. Props for accessorizing it with great shoes, but seriously, when you wander around the Cheateau Marmont looking like you’re stealing the complimentary robe, Housekeeping may assume you’re smuggling tiny shampoos to your friends and stop stocking your bathroom.

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