Fug File: Accessories to the Crime

Critics Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Elle Fanning


Don’t get me wrong. Elle Fanning is adorable:

She is the most adorable girl who ever wore a bedspread to an awards show.

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Fug and Fab The Shoes


None of these will be under my Christmas tree, but that’s okay. I’d rather have hot water and DirecTV. Still, that doesn’t mean we can’t do a little holly jolly yearning.

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CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Lauren Alaina


I don’t have a problem with the dress itself, although holy cats, that is more makeup than a young thing needs.

But that necklace is CRAZY. It’s like a ten-ton lapping tongue. It looks like the kind of thing someone on a TV shopping show would describe with a lot of words like “diamante” and “emeraldiste” and “rubyite” before amazing you with its $99.99 price tag.

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Fug and Fab the Emmy Accessories


Purses and jewelry and shoes, oh, my.

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Fug and Fab the Accessories


Otherwise known as SHOE FRIDAY.

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Fug or Fab the Accessory: Jessica Biel


These are some tight pants.

But, that’s not why we’re here. She has the body for them (although I don’t actually think they are doing her body any kindly favors); she’s erranding; whatever. No, we’re here to discuss the little bauble hanging around her neck. Shall we zoom?

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