Fug File: Accessories to the Crime

Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: The Accessories


A Fug National pointed out that finger guns should count as an accessory. That person is wise.

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Go Fug Your Accessory, Kim Kardashian


You need to see Kim Kardashian’s Khristmas Gift From Kanye: It’s a Birkin, it was custom-painted by George Condo (who did one of Kanye’s album covers), and apparently it’s possessed by the devil. With plenty of views from afar, on┬áthe offchance that it’s a Monet (who, by the way, just rolled over in his grave, woke from his eternal slumber and started digging himself out with his hands so as to rise from the dead and come slap me across the face for that).

GFY Kanye is making a guest appearance to walk you through it: “CHECK IT OUT, MY MAGNUM OPUS, BRIMMING WITH ARTISTIC DOPENESS, SURELY BLESSED BY HIS HOLY POPENESS, WHO WAS ALL, ‘IMMA LET YOU FINISH THE CEILING, MICHELANGELO, BUT FIRST I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT GEORGE CONDO MADE THE BEST ART IN THE WORLD THIS TIME.’ MY GIRL HAD A BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY CHRISTMAS DAY. THERE’S NOTHING I WON’T PAY TO MAKE HER DOPER THAN QUEEN BEY, SO NOBODY GET IN MY WAY BECAUSE EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH ‘YE.”

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Emmy Awards Fug or Fab: Kate Mara


This is SO what happens when Kate Mara wanders over to Rooney’s and asks her if she has something to wear to the Emmys. I know it’s wacky, but here’s my deep dark secret: I kind of like it.

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Paris Fugshion Week: Accessory Omnibus


Why let these get lost amid all the clothes when we can stare at them up close, and en masse? Welcome to Friday Procrastination — a.k.a., what to do before Jessica puts up Fugs & Pieces — courtesy of a lot of shoes and some handbags.

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Fug or Fab the Oscars Accessories


Just to put a button on this thing.

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Oscar Well Played, Patricia Clarkson


Patricia Clarkson seems like a kick. Behold:

No saucy gust of wind can ruffle her feathers — if not her skirt. Let’s see it unmolested by the weather:

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