Fug File: Accessories to the Crime

CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Lauren Alaina


I don’t have a problem with the dress itself, although holy cats, that is more makeup than a young thing needs.

But that necklace is CRAZY. It’s like a ten-ton lapping tongue. It looks like the kind of thing someone on a TV shopping show would describe with a lot of words like “diamante” and “emeraldiste” and “rubyite” before amazing you with its $99.99 price tag.

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Fug and Fab the Emmy Accessories


Purses and jewelry and shoes, oh, my.

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Fug and Fab the Accessories


Otherwise known as SHOE FRIDAY.

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Fug or Fab the Accessory: Jessica Biel


These are some tight pants.

But, that’s not why we’re here. She has the body for them (although I don’t actually think they are doing her body any kindly favors); she’s erranding; whatever. No, we’re here to discuss the little bauble hanging around her neck. Shall we zoom?

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Fug and Fab the Accessories


Let’s hear it for Stuff.

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Fug and Fab the Accessories


Hooray for procrastinatory material!

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