Fug File: Accessories to the Crime

Oscars Obviously Red Carpet: Sarah Silverman and Helena Bonham Carter


Two women who will never be mentioned in the same sentence again, unless it’s “Helena Bonham Carter drove her car through the front door of Sarah Silverman’s house this weekend, in a bizarre traffic accident the British legend blamed on forgetting which side of the road she was supposed to be on,” or “CAA represents such varied celebrities as Helena Bonham Carter and Sarah Silverman.” But in this case, I’m lumping them together because neither one of them looks particularly good, but they look bad in the way that they ALWAYS look bad and therefore your reaction is going to be much the same. Namely: “OF COURSE.”

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Grammy Awards Delightfully Played, Kelly Clarkson


I celebrate you, Kelly.

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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: Accessories


It’s hump day. Let’s get through it with some window shopping.

Note: Our heinous technical problems meant some slides’ text got deleted. It’s fixed now, I think? I hope?

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Accessories


Y’all knew we’d get here eventually. I just wish they’d take Ye Olde Shoe Cam and use it for still photography, because it is slim pickings.

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Critics Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Elle Fanning


Don’t get me wrong. Elle Fanning is adorable:

She is the most adorable girl who ever wore a bedspread to an awards show.

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Fug and Fab The Shoes


None of these will be under my Christmas tree, but that’s okay. I’d rather have hot water and DirecTV. Still, that doesn’t mean we can’t do a little holly jolly yearning.

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