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Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


We normally close with Terry Crews — he’s always a delightfully big finish — but I can’t make you wait for this. It’s the highest he has ever jumped. It’s amazing. Also, other dudes wore things and I have an Old Person Rage Blackout, which we all know was always coming.

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Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: Black and White


Loads of people went for basic black, white, or — my personal preference — the two together.  Let’s read them all over. (Now that fewer people get the newspaper, can corny Dads even tell that joke?) PS: If you’re looking for Zendaya, she got her very own post, of course.

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Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of Screen Queens


This photo of the three of them just makes me laugh. It SO looks like Rachel Berry popping up to the front of the stage to speak for everyone, whether they want her to or not.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox Purge


AKA: Here’s everyone else we haven’t covered yet. It’s a grab-bag!

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


DUDES. IN. SUITS!

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Met Gala Fug or Fab: Julianne Moore in Givenchy


“This was just left over from all the gowns I called in from my Oscar run. It’s nice, right?”

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“Should I just toss on some jewelry and call it a day? Let’s just do that.”

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Models


No event brings out more models than this one.

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