Fug File: Accessories to the Crime
Originally, I was torn on this. Not because I don’t like it, but because it seems like a LOT of dress for a person who isn’t a nominee or a presenter:
This whole thing sort of looks like she’s a really glamorous old woman attending the opening of the Opera — her hair is so blonde right now that it almost looks white — but, if you really think about it, don’t we all kind of want to look like a really glamorous old lady at the opera sometimes? Why else do you think I carry this lorgnette everywhere?
GFY Kanye is making a guest appearance to walk you through it: “CHECK IT OUT, MY MAGNUM OPUS, BRIMMING WITH ARTISTIC DOPENESS, SURELY BLESSED BY HIS HOLY POPENESS, WHO WAS ALL, ‘IMMA LET YOU FINISH THE CEILING, MICHELANGELO, BUT FIRST I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT GEORGE CONDO MADE THE BEST ART IN THE WORLD THIS TIME.’ MY GIRL HAD A BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY CHRISTMAS DAY. THERE’S NOTHING I WON’T PAY TO MAKE HER DOPER THAN QUEEN BEY, SO NOBODY GET IN MY WAY BECAUSE EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH ‘YE.”
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